speeches-literary & social-第24章

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of　Surgeons；　can　there　possibly　be　found　more　remarkable　instances

of　uncomplaining　poverty；　of　cheerful；　constant　self…denial；　of　the

generous　remembrance　of　the　claims　of　kindred　and　professional

brotherhood；　than　will　certainly　be　found　in　the　dingiest　and

dirtiest　concert　room；　in　the　least　lucid　theatre　…　even　in　the

raggedest　tent　circus　that　was　ever　stained　by　weather。



I　have　been　twitted　in　print　before　now　with　rather　flattering

actors　when　I　address　them　as　one　of　their　trustees　at　their

General　Fund　dinner。　　Believe　me；　I　flatter　nobody；　unless　it　be

sometimes　myself；　but；　in　such　a　company　as　the　present；　I　always

feel　it　my　manful　duty　to　bear　my　testimony　to　this　fact　…　first；

because　it　is　opposed　to　a　stupid；　unfeeling　libel；　secondly；

because　my　doing　so　may　afford　some　slight　encouragement　to　the

persons　who　are　unjustly　depreciated；　and　lastly；　and　most　of　all；

because　I　know　it　is　the　truth。



Now；　ladies　and　gentlemen；　it　is　time　we　should　what　we

professionally　call　〃ring　down〃　on　these　remarks。　　If　you；　such

members　of　the　general　public　as　are　here；　will　only　think　the

great　theatrical　curtain　has　really　fallen　and　been　taken　up　again

for　the　night　on　that　dull；　dark　vault　which　many　of　us　know　so

well；　if　you　will　only　think　of　the　theatre　or　other　place　of

entertainment　as　empty；　if　you　will　only　think　of　the　〃float；〃　or

other　gas…fittings；　as　extinguished；　if　you　will　only　think　of　the

people　who　have　beguiled　you　of　an　evening's　care；　whose　little

vanities　and　almost　childish　foibles　are　engendered　in　their

competing　face　to　face　with　you　for　your　favour　…　surely　it　may　be

said　their　feelings　are　partly　of　your　making；　while　their　virtues

are　all　their　own。　　If　you　will　only　do　this；　and　follow　them　out

of　that　sham　place　into　the　real　world；　where　it　rains　real　rain；

snows　real　snow；　and　blows　real　wind；　where　people　sustain

themselves　by　real　money；　which　is　much　harder　to　get；　much　harder

to　make；　and　very　much　harder　to　give　away　than　the　pieces　of

tobacco…pipe　in　property　bags　…　if　you　will　only　do　this；　and　do　it

in　a　really　kind；　considerate　spirit；　this　society；　then　certain　of

the　result　of　the　night's　proceedings；　can　ask　no　more。　　I　beg　to

propose　to　you　to　drink　〃Prosperity　to　the　Dramatic；　Equestrian；

and　Musical　Sick　Fund　Association。〃





＇Mr。　Dickens；　in　proposing　the　next　toast；　said：…＇





Gentlemen：　　as　I　addressed　myself　to　the　ladies　last　time；　so　I

address　you　this　time；　and　I　give　you　the　delightful　assurance　that

it　is　positively　my　last　appearance　but　one　on　the　present

occasion。　　A　certain　Mr。　Pepys；　who　was　Secretary　for　the　Admiralty

in　the　days　of　Charles　II。；　who　kept　a　diary　well　in　shorthand；

which　he　supposed　no　one　could　read；　and　which　consequently　remains

to　this　day　the　most　honest　diary　known　to　print　…　Mr。　Pepys　had

two　special　and　very　strong　likings；　the　ladies　and　the　theatres。

But　Mr。　Pepys；　whenever　he　committed　any　slight　act　of　remissness；

or　any　little　peccadillo　which　was　utterly　and　wholly　untheatrical；

used　to　comfort　his　conscience　by　recording　a　vow　that　he　would

abstain　from　the　theatres　for　a　certain　time。　　In　the　first　part　of

Mr。　Pepys'　character　I　have　no　doubt　we　fully　agree　with　him；　in

the　second　I　have　no　doubt　we　do　not。



I　learn　this　experience　of　Mr。　Pepys　from　remembrance　of　a　passage

in　his　diary　that　I　was　reading　the　other　night；　from　which　it

appears　that　he　was　not　only　curious　in　plays；　but　curious　in

sermons；　and　that　one　night　when　he　happened　to　be　walking　past　St。

Dunstan's　Church；　he　turned；　went　in；　and　heard　what　he　calls　〃a

very　edifying　discourse；〃　during　the　delivery　of　which　discourse；

he　notes　in　his　diary　…　〃I　stood　by　a　pretty　young　maid；　whom　I　did

attempt　to　take　by　the　hand。〃　　But　he　adds　…　〃She　would　not；　and　I

did　perceive　that　she　had　pins　in　her　pocket　with　which　to　prick　me

if　I　should　touch　her　again　…　and　was　glad　that　I　spied　her

design。〃　　Afterwards；　about　the　close　of　the　same　edifying

discourse；　Mr。　Pepys　found　himself　near　another　pretty；　fair　young

maid；　who　would　seem　upon　the　whole　to　have　had　no　pins；　and　to

have　been　more　impressible。



Now；　the　moral　of　this　story　which　I　wish　to　suggest　to　you　is；

that　we　have　been　this　evening　in　St。　James's　much　more　timid　than

Mr。　Pepys　was　in　St。　Dunstan's；　and　that　we　have　conducted

ourselves　very　much　better。　　As　a　slight　recompense　to　us　for　our

highly　meritorious　conduct；　and　as　a　little　relief　to　our　over…

charged　hearts；　I　beg　to　propose　that　we　devote　this　bumper　to

invoking　a　blessing　on　the　ladies。　　It　is　the　privilege　of　this

society　annually　to　hear　a　lady　speak　for　her　own　sex。　　Who　so

competent　to　do　this　as　Mrs。　Stirling？　　Surely　one　who　has　so

gracefully　and　captivatingly；　with　such　an　exquisite　mixture　of

art；　and　fancy；　and　fidelity；　represented　her　own　sex　in

innumerable　charities；　under　an　infinite　variety　of　phases；　cannot

fail　to　represent　them　well　in　her　own　character；　especially　when

it　is；　amidst　her　many　triumphs；　the　most　agreeable　of　all。　　I　beg

to　propose　to　you　〃The　Ladies；〃　and　I　will　couple　with　that　toast

the　name　of　Mrs。　Stirling。







SPEECH：　　LONDON；　MARCH　28；　1866。







＇The　following　speech　was　made　by　Mr。　Dickens　at　the　Annual

Festival　of　the　Royal　General　Theatrical　Fund；　held　at　the

Freemasons'　Tavern；　in　proposing　the　health　of　the　Lord　Mayor　（Sir

Benjamin　Phillips）；　who　occupied　the　chair。＇



GENTLEMEN；　in　my　childish　days　I　remember　to　have　had　a　vague　but

profound　admiration　for　a　certain　legendary　person　called　the　Lord

Mayor's　fool。　　I　had　the　highest　opinion　of　the　intellectual

capacity　of　that　suppositious　retainer　of　the　Mansion　House；　and　I

really　regarded　him　with　feelings　approaching　to　absolute

veneration；　because　my　nurse　informed　me　on　every　gastronomic

occasion　that　the　Lord　Mayor's　fool　liked　everything　that　was　good。

You　will　agree　with　me；　I　have　no　doubt；　that　if　this

discriminating　jester　had　existed　at　the　present　time　he　could　not

fail　to　have　liked　his　master　very　much；　seeing　that　so　good　a　Lord

Mayor　is　very　rarely　to　be　found；　and　that　a　better　Lord　Mayor

could　not　possibly　be。



You　have　already　divined；　gentlemen；　that　I　am　about　to　propose　to

you　to　drink　the　health　of　the　right　honourable　gentleman　in　the

chair。　　As　one　of　the　Trustees　of　the　General　Theatrical　Fund；　I

beg　officially　to　tender　him　my　best　thanks　for　lending　the　very

powerful　aid　of　his　presence；　his　influence；　and　his　personal

character　to　this　very　deserving　Institution。　　As　his　private

friends　we　ventured　to　urge　upon　him　to　do　us　this　gracious　act；

and　I　beg　to　assure　you　that　the　perfect　simplicity；　modesty；

cordiality；　and　frankness　with　which　he　assented；　enhanced　the　gift

one　thousand　fold。　　I　think　it　must　also　be　very　agreeable　to　a

company　like　this　to　know　that　the　President　of　the　night　is　not

ceremoniously　pretending；　〃positively　for　this　night　only；〃　to　have

an　interest　in　the　drama；　but　that　he　has　an　unusual　and　thorough

acquaintance　with　it；　and　that　he　has　a　living　and　discerning

knowledge　of　the　merits　of　the　great　old　actors。　　It　is　very

pleasant　to　me　to　remember　that　the　Lord　Mayor　and　I　once　beguiled

the　tedium　of　a　journey　by　exchanging　our　experiences　upon　this

subject。　　I　rather　prided　myself　on　being　something　of　an　old

stager；　but　I　found　the　Lord　Mayor　so　thoroughly　up　in　all　the

stock　pieces；　and　so　knowing　and　yet　so　fresh　about　the　merits　of

those　who　are　most　and　best　identified　with　them；　that　I　readily

recognised　in　him　what　would　be　called　in　fistic　language；　a　very

ugly　customer　…　one；　I　assure　you；　by　no　means　to　be　settled　by　any

novice　not　in　thorough　good　theatrical　training。



Gentlemen；　we　have　all　known　from　our　earliest　infancy　that　when

the　giants　in　Guildhall　hear　the　clock　strike　one；　they　come　down

to　dinner。　　Similarly；　when　the　City　of　London　shall　hear　but　one

single　word　in　just　disparagement　of　its　present　Lord　Mayor；

whether　as　its　enlightened　chief　magistrate；　or　as　one　of　its

merchants；　or　as　one　of　its　true　gentlemen；　he　will　then　descend

from　the　high　personal　place　which　he　holds　in　the　general　honour

and　esteem。　　Until　then　he　will　remain　upon　his　pedestal；　and　my

private　opinion；　between　ourselves；　is　that　the　giants　will　come

down　long　before　him。



Gentlemen；　in　conclusion；　I　would　remark　that　when　the　Lord　Mayor

made　his　truly　remarkable；　and　truly　manly；　and　unaffected　speech；

I　could　not　but　be　struck　by　the　odd　reversal　of　the　usual

circumstances　at　the　Mansion　House；　which　he　presented　to　our　view；

for　whereas　it　is　a　very　common　thing　for　persons　to　be　brought

tremblingly　before　the　Lord　Mayor；　the　Lord　Mayor　presented　himself

as　being　brought　tremblingly　before　us。　　I　hope　that　the　result　may

hold　still　further；　for　whereas　it　is　a　common　thing　for　the　Lord

Mayor　to　say　to　a　repentant　criminal　who　does　not　seem　to　have　much

harm　in　him；　〃let　me　never　see　you　here　again；〃　so　I　would　propose

that　we　all　with　one　accord　say　to　the　Lord　Mayor；　〃Let　us　by　all

means　see　you　here　again　on　the　first　opportunity。〃　　Gentlemen；　I

beg　to　propose　to　you　to　drink；　with　all　the　honours；　〃The　health

of　the　right　hon。　the　Lord　Mayor。〃







SPEECH：　　LONDON；　MAY　7；　1866。







＇The　Members　of　the　Metropolitan　Rowing　Clubs　dining　together　at

the　London　Tavern；　on　the　above　date；　Mr。　Dickens；　as　President　of

the　Nautilus　Rowing　Club；　occupied　the　chair。　　The　Speech　that

follows　was　made　in　proposing　〃Prosperity　to　the　Rowing　Clubs　of

London。〃　　Mr。　Dickens　said　that：…＇



HE　could　not　avoid　the　remembrance　of　what　very　poor　things　the

amateur　rowing　clubs　on　the　Thames　were　in　the　early　days　of　his

noviciate；　not　to　mention　the　difference　in　the　build　of　the　boats。

He　could　not　get　on　in　the　beginning　without　being　a　pupil　under　an

anomalous　creature　called　a　〃fireman　waterman；〃　who　wore　an

eminently　tall　hat；　and　a　perfectly　unaccountable　uniform；　of　which

it　might　be　said　that　if　it　was　less　adapted　for　one　thing　than

another；　that　thing　was　fire。　　He　recollected　that　this　gentleman

had　on　some　former　day　won　a　King's　prize　wherry；　and　they　used　to

go　about　in　this　accursed　wherry；　he　and　a　partner；　doing　all　the

hard　work；　while　the　fireman　drank　all　the　beer。　　The　river　was

very　much　clearer；　freer；　and　cleaner　in　those　days　than　these；　but

he　was　persuaded　that　this　philosophical　old　boatman　could　no　more

have　dreamt　of　seeing　the　spectacle　which　had　taken　place　on

Saturday　（the　procession　of　the　boats　of　the　Metropolitan　Amateur

Rowing　Clubs）；　or　of　seeing　these　clubs　matched　for　skill　and

speed；　than　he　（the　Chairman）　should　dare　to　announce　through　the

usual　authentic　channels　that　he　was　to　be　heard　of　at　the　bar

below；　and　that　he　was　perfectly　prepared　to　accommodate　Mr。　James

Mace　if　he　meant　business。　　Nevertheless；