the lazy tour of two idle apprentices(两个闲荡徒弟的旅行)-第23章
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off； as that he never does。 This hideous apparition； inconceivably drunk；
has a terrible power of making a gong…like imitation of the braying of an
ass： which feat requires that he should lay his right jaw in his begrimed
right paw； double himself up； and shake his bray out of himself； with much
staggering on his next…to…no legs； and much twirling of his horrible broom；
as if it were a mop。 From the present minute； when he comes in sight
holding up his cards to the windows； and hoarsely proposing purchase to
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My Lord； Your Excellency； Colonel； the Noble Captain； and Your
Honourable Worship … from the present minute until the Grand Race…Week
is finished； at all hours of the morning； evening； day； and night； shall the
town reverberate； at capricious intervals； to the brays of this frightful
animal the Gong…donkey。
No very great racing to…day； so no very great amount of vehicles：
though there is a good sprinkling； too： from farmers' carts and gigs； to
carriages with post…horses and to fours…in…hand； mostly coming by the
road from York； and passing on straight through the main street to the
Course。 A walk in the wrong direction may be a better thing for Mr。
Goodchild to…day than the Course； so he walks in the wrong direction。
Everybody gone to the races。 Only children in the street。 Grand
Alliance Circus deserted； not one Star…Rider left； omnibus which forms
the Pay…Place； having on separate panels Pay here for the Boxes； Pay here
for the Pit； Pay here for the Gallery； hove down in a corner and locked up；
nobody near the tent but the man on his knees on the grass； who is making
the paper balloons for the Star young gentlemen to jump through to… night。
A pleasant road； pleasantly wooded。 No labourers working in the fields；
all gone 't'races。' The few late wenders of their way 't'races；' who are yet
left driving on the road； stare in amazement at the recluse who is not going
't'races。' Roadside innkeeper has gone 't'races。' Turnpike…man has gone
't'races。' His thrifty wife； washing clothes at the toll…house door； is going
't'races' to…morrow。 Perhaps there may be no one left to take the toll to…
morrow； who knows？ Though assuredly that would be neither turnpike…
like nor Yorkshire…like。 The very wind and dust seem to be hurrying
't'races；' as they briskly pass the only wayfarer on the road。 In the
distance； the Railway Engine； waiting at the town…end； shrieks
despairingly。 Nothing but the difficulty of getting off the Line； restrains
that Engine from going 't'races；' too； it is very clear。
At night； more Lunatics out than last night … and more Keepers。 The
latter very active at the Betting Rooms； the street in front of which is now
impassable。 Mr。 Palmer as before。 Mr。 Thurtell as before。 Roar and
uproar as before。 Gradual subsidence as before。 Unmannerly drinking…
house expectorates as before。 Drunken negro… melodists； Gong…donkey；
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and correct cards； in the night。
On Wednesday morning； the morning of the great St。 Leger； it
becomes apparent that there has been a great influx since yesterday； both
of Lunatics and Keepers。 The families of the tradesmen over the way are
no longer within human ken； their places know them no more； ten； fifteen；
and twenty guinea…lodgers fill them。 At the pastry…cook's second…floor
window； a Keeper is brushing Mr。 Thurtell's hair … thinking it his own。 In
the wax… chandler's attic； another Keeper is putting on Mr。 Palmer's braces。
In the gunsmith's nursery； a Lunatic is shaving himself。 In the serious
stationer's best sitting…room； three Lunatics are taking a combination…
breakfast； praising the （cook's） devil； and drinking neat brandy in an
atmosphere of last midnight's cigars。 No family sanctuary is free from
our Angelic messengers … we put up at the Angel … who in the guise of
extra waiters for the grand Race…Week； rattle in and out of the most secret
chambers of everybody's house； with dishes and tin covers； decanters；
soda…water bottles； and glasses。 An hour later。 Down the street and up
the street； as far as eyes can see and a good deal farther； there is a dense
crowd； outside the Betting Rooms it is like a great struggle at a theatre
door … in the days of theatres； or at the vestibule of the Spurgeon temple …
in the days of Spurgeon。 An hour later。 Fusing into this crowd； and
somehow getting through it； are all kinds of conveyances； and all kinds of
foot…passengers； carts； with brick… makers and brick…makeresses jolting up
and down on planks； drags； with the needful grooms behind； sitting cross…
armed in the needful manner； and slanting themselves backward from the
soles of their boots at the needful angle； postboys； in the shining hats and
smart jackets of the olden time； when stokers were not； beautiful Yorkshire
horses； gallantly driven by their own breeders and masters。 Under every
pole； and every shaft； and every horse； and every wheel as it would seem；
the Gong…donkey … metallically braying； when not struggling for life； or
whipped out of the way。
By one o'clock； all this stir has gone out of the streets； and there is no
one left in them but Francis Goodchild。 Francis Goodchild will not be
left in them long； for； he too is on his way； 't'races。'
A most beautiful sight； Francis Goodchild finds 't'races' to be； when he
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has left fair Doncaster behind him； and comes out on the free course； with
its agreeable prospect； its quaint Red House oddly changing and turning as
Francis turns； its green grass； and fresh heath。 A free course and an easy
one； where Francis can roll smoothly where he will； and can choose
between the start； or the coming…in； or the turn behind the brow of the hill；
or any out…of… the…way point where he lists to see the throbbing horses
straining every nerve； and making the sympathetic earth throb as they
come by。 Francis much delights to be； not in the Grand Stand； but where
he can see it； rising against the sky with its vast tiers of little white dots of
faces； and its last high rows and corners of people； looking like pins stuck
into an enormous pincushion … not quite so symmetrically as his orderly
eye could wish； when people change or go away。 When the race is nearly
run out； it is as good as the race to him to see the flutter among the pins；
and the change in them from dark to light； as hats are taken off and waved。
Not less full of interest； the loud anticipation of the winner's name； the
swelling； and the final； roar； then； the quick dropping of all the pins out of
their places； the revelation of the shape of the bare pincushion； and the
closing…in of the whole host of Lunatics and Keepers； in the rear of the
three horses with bright…coloured riders； who have not yet quite subdued
their gallop though the contest is over。
Mr。 Goodchild would appear to have been by no means free from
lunacy himself at 't'races；' though not of the prevalent kind。 He is
suspected by Mr。 Idle to have fallen into a dreadful state concerning a pair
of little lilac gloves and a little bonnet that he saw there。 Mr。 Idle asserts；
that he did afterwards repeat at the Angel； with an appearance of being
lunatically seized； some rhapsody to the following effect： 'O little lilac
gloves！ And O winning little bonnet； making in conjunction with her
golden hair quite a Glory in the sunlight round the pretty head； why
anything in the world but you and me！ Why may not this day's running…
of horses； to all the rest： of precious sands of life to me … be prolonged
through an everlasting autumn…sunshine； without a sunset！ Slave of the
Lamp； or Ring； strike me yonder gallant equestrian Clerk of the Course； in
the scarlet coat； motionless on the green grass for ages！ Friendly Devil
on Two Sticks； for ten times ten thousands years； keep Blink…Bonny
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jibbing at the post； and let us have no start！ Arab drums； powerful of old
to summon Genii in the desert； sound of yourselves and raise a troop for
me in the desert of my heart； which shall so enchant this dusty barouche
（with a conspicuous excise…plate； resembling the Collector's door…plate at a
turnpike）； that I； within it； loving the little lilac gloves； the winning little
bonnet； and the dear unknown…wearer with the golden hair； may wait by
her side for ever； to see a Great St。 Leger that shall never be run！'
Thursday morning。 After a tremendous night of crowding； shouting；
drinking…house expectoration； Gong…donkey； and correct cards。 Symptoms
of yesterday's gains in the way of drink； and of yesterday's losses in the
way of money； abundant。 Money…losses very great。 As usual； nobody
seems to have won； but； large losses and many losers are unquestionable
facts。 Both Lunatics and Keepers； in general very low。 Several of both
kinds look in at the chemist's while Mr。 Goodchild is making a purchase
there； to be 'picked up。' One red…eyed Lunatic； flushed； faded； and
disordered； enters hurriedly and cries savagely； 'Hond us a gloss of sal
volatile in wather； or soom dommed thing o'
