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poem in all the long half century that he lived； persons who knew him
will easily believe me； when I say that I have never composed but one
poem in all the long third of a century that I have lived； persons who
know me will be sincerely grateful； and finally； when I say that the poem
which I composed was not the one which my father was enamoured of；
persons who may have known us both will not need to have this truth shot
into them with a mountain howitzer before they can receive it。 My father
and I were always on the most distant terms when I was a boya sort of
armed neutrality so to speak。 At irregular intervals this neutrality was
broken； and suffering ensued； but I will be candid enough to say that the
breaking and the suffering were always divided up with； strict
impartiality between uswhich is to say； my father did the breaking； and
I did the suffering。 As a general thing I was a backward； cautious；
unadventurous boy； but I once jumped off a two…story table； another time
I gave an elephant a 〃plug〃 of tobacco and retired without waiting for an
answer； and still another time I pretended to be talking in my sleep； and
got off a portion of a very wretched original conundrum in the hearing of
my father。 Let us not pry into the result； it was of no consequence to
any one but me。
But the poem I have referred to as attracting my father's attention and
achieving his favour was 〃Hiawatha。〃 Some man who courted a sudden and
awful death presented him an early copy； and I never lost faith in my own
senses until I saw him sit down and go to reading it in cold bloodsaw
him open the book； and heard him read these following lines； with the
same inflectionless judicial frigidity with which he always read his
charge to the jury； or administered an oath to a witness：
Take your bow；
O Hiawatha；
Take your arrows； jasper…headed；
Take your war…club； Puggawaugun；
And your mittens； Minjekahwan；
And your birch canoe for sailing；
And the oil of Mishe…Nama。〃
Presently my father took out of his breast pocket an imposing 〃Warranty
Deed；〃 and fixed his eyes upon it and dropped into meditation。 I knew
what it was。 A Texan lady and gentleman had given my half…brother； Orrin
Johnson； a handsome property in a town in the North； in gratitude to him
for having saved their lives by an act of brilliant heroism。
By and by my father looked towards me and sighed。 Then he said：
〃If I had such a son as this poet； here were a subject worthier than the
traditions of these Indians。〃
〃If you please； sir； where？〃
〃In this deed。〃
〃Yesin this very deed；〃 said my father； throwing it on the table。
〃There is more poetry； more romance； more sublimity； more splendid
imagery hidden away in that homely document than could be found in all
the traditions of all the savages that live。〃
〃Indeed； sir？ Could Icould I get it out； sir？ Could I compose the
poem； sir； do you think？〃
〃You？〃
I wilted。
Presently my father's face softened somewhat； and he said：
〃Go and try。 But mind； curb folly。 No poetry at the expense of truth。
Keep strictly to the facts。〃
I said I would； and bowed myself out； and went upstairs。
〃Hiawatha〃 kept droning in my headand so did my father's remarks about
the sublimity and romance hidden in my subject； and also his injunction
to beware of wasteful and exuberant fancy。 I noticed； just here； that I
had heedlessly brought the deed away with me； now at this moment came to
me one of those rare moods of daring recklessness； such as I referred to
a while ago。 Without another thought； and in plain defiance of the fact
that I knew my father meant me to write the romantic story of my half…
brother's adventure and subsequent good fortune； I ventured to heed
merely the letter of his remarks and ignore their spirit。 I took the
stupid 〃Warranty Deed〃 itself and chopped it up into Hiawathian blank
verse without altering or leaving out three words； and without
transposing six。 It required loads of courage to go downstairs and face
my father with my performance。 I started three or four times before I
finally got my pluck to where it would stick。 But at last I said I would
go down and read it to him if he threw me over the church for it。
I stood up to begin； and he told me to come closer。 I edged up a little；
but still left as much neutral ground between us as I thought he would
stand。 Then I began。 It would be useless for me to try to tell what
conflicting emotions expressed themselves upon his face； nor how they
grew more and more intense； as I proceeded； nor how a fell darkness
descended upon his countenance； and he began to gag and swallow； and his
hands began to work and twitch； as I reeled off line after line； with the
strength ebbing out of me； and my legs trembling under me：
THE STORY OF A GALLANT DEED
THIS INDENTURE； made the tenth
Day of November； in the year
Of our Lord one thousand eight
Hundred six…and…fifty；
Between Joanna S。 E。 Gray
And Philip Gray； her husband；
Of Salem City in the State
Of Texas； of the first part；
And O。 B。 Johnson； of the town
Of Austin； ditto； WITNESSETH：
That said party of first part；
For and in consideration
Of the sum of Twenty Thousand
Dollars； lawful money of
The U。 S。 of Americay；
To them in hand now paid by said
Party of the second part；
The due receipt whereof is here…
By confessed and acknowledg…ed
Having Granted； Bargained； Sold； Remised；
Released and Aliened and Conveyed；
Confirmed； and by these presents do
Grant and Bargain； Sell； Remise；
Alien； Release； Convey； and Con…
Firm unto the said aforesaid
Party of the second part；
And to his heirs and assigns
Forever and ever ALL
That certain lot or parcel of
LAND situate in city of
Dunkirk； County of Chautauqua；
And likewise furthermore in York State
Bounded and described； to…wit；
As follows； herein； namely
BEGINNING at the distance of
A hundred two…and…forty feet；
North…half…east； north…east…by north；
East…north…east and northerly
Of the northerly line of Mulligan street
On the westerly line of Brannigan street；
And running thence due northerly
On Brannigan street 200 feet；
Thence at right angles westerly；
North…west…by…west…and…west…half…west；
West…and…by…north； north…west…by…west；
About
I kind of dodged； and the boot…jack broke the looking…glass。 I could
have waited to see what became of the other missiles if I had wanted to；
but I took no interest in such things。
INTRODUCTORY TO 〃MEMORANDA〃
In taking upon myself the burden of editing a department in THE GALAXY
magazine； I have been actuated by a conviction that I was needed； almost
imperatively； in this particular field of literature。 I have long felt
that while the magazine literature of the day had much to recommend it；
it yet lacked stability； solidity； weight。 It seemed plain to me that
too much space was given to poetry and romance； and not enough to
statistics and agriculture。 This defect it shall be my earnest endeavour
to remedy。 If I succeed； the simple consciousness that I have done a
good deed will be a sufficient reward。** ＇**Together with salary。＇
In this department of mine the public may always rely upon finding
exhaustive statistical tables concerning the finances of the country；
the ratio of births and deaths； the percentage of increase of population；
etc。； etc。in a word； everything in the realm of statistics that can
make existence bright and beautiful。
Also； in my department will always be found elaborate condensations of
the Patent Office Reports； wherein a faithful endeavour will at all times
be made to strip the nutritious facts bare of that effulgence of
imagination and sublimity of diction which too often mar the excellence
of those great works。** ＇** N。 B。No other magazine in the country
makes a specialty of the Patent Office Reports。＇
In my department will always be found ample excerpts from those able
dissertations upon Political Economy which I have for a long time been
contributing to a great metropolitan journal； and which； for reasons
utterly incomprehensible to me； another party has chosen to usurp the
credit of composing。
And； finally； I call attention with pride to the fact that in my
department of the magazine the farmer will always find full market
reports； and also complete instructions about farming； even from the
grafting of the seed to the harrowing of the matured crop。 I shall throw
a pathos into the subject of Agriculture that will surprise and delight
the world。
Such is my programme； and I am persuaded that by adhering to it with
fidelity I shall succeed in materially changing the character of this
magazine。 Therefore I am emboldened to ask the assistance and
encouragement of all whose sympathies are with Progress and Reform。
In the other departments of the magazine will be found poetry； tales； and
other frothy trifles； and to these the reader can turn for relaxation
from time to time； and thus guard against overstraining the powers of his
mind。
M。 T。
P。 S。1。 I have not sold out of the 〃Buffalo Express；〃 and shall not；
neither shall I stop writing for it。 This remark seems necessary in a
business point of view。
2。 These MEMORANDA are not a 〃humorous〃 department。 I would not conduct
an exclusively and professedly humorous department for any one。 I would
always prefer to have the privilege of printing a serious and sensible
remark； in case one occurred to me； without the reader's feeling obliged
to consider himself outraged。 We cannot keep the same mood day after
day。 I am liable； some day； to want to print my opinion on
jurisprudence； or Homeric poetry； or international law； and I shall do
it。 It will be of small consequence to me whether the reader survive or
not。 I shall never go straining after jokes when in a cheerless mood； so
long as the unhackneyed subject of international law is open to me。
I will leave all that straining to people who edit professedly and
inexorably 〃humorous〃 departments and publications。
3。 I have chosen the general title of MEMORANDA for this department
because it is pl
