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obeyed　him；　and　soon　found　myself　in　Warwick…lane；　where　Mercury；

making　a　full　stop；　pointed　at　a　particular　house；　where　he　bade

me　enquire　for　the　stage；　and；　wishing　me　a　good　journey；　took

his　leave；　saying　he　must　go　seek　after　other　customers。



＇3＇　This　is　the　dress　in　which　the　god　appears　to　mortals　at　the

theaters。　　One　of　the　offices　attributed　to　this　god　by　the　

ancients；　was　to　collect　the　ghosts　as　a　shepherd　doth　a　flock　of

sheep；　and　drive　them　with　his　wand　into　the　other　world。





I　arrived　just　as　the　coach　was　setting　out；　and　found　I　had　no

reason　for　inquiry；　for　every　person　seemed　to　know　my　business

the　moment　I　appeared　at　the　door：　　the　coachman　told　me　his

horses　were　to；　but　that　he　had　no　place　left；　however；　though

there　were　already　six；　the　passengers　offered　to　make　room　for

me。　　I　thanked　them；　and　ascended　without　much　ceremony。　　We

immediately　began　our　journey；　being　seven　in　number；　for；　as　the

women　wore　no　hoops；　three　of　them　were　but　equal　to　two　men。　

Perhaps；　reader；　thou　mayest　be　pleased　with　an　account　of　this

whole　equipage；　as　peradventure　thou　wilt　not；　while　alive；　see

any　such。　　The　coach　was　made　by　an　eminent　toyman；　who　is　well

known　to　deal　in　immaterial　substance；　that　being　the　matter　of

which　it　was　compounded。　　The　work　was　so　extremely　fine；　that　it

was　entirely　invisible　to　the　human　eye。　　The　horses　which　drew

this　extraordinary　vehicle　were　all　spiritual；　as　well　as　the

passengers。　　They　had；　indeed；　all　died　in　the　service　of　a

certain　postmaster；　and　as　for　the　coachman；　who　was　a　very　thin

piece　of　immaterial　substance；　he　had　the　honor　while　alive　of

driving　the　Great　Peter；　or　Peter　the　Great；　in　whose　service　his

soul；　as　well　as　body；　was　almost　starved　to　death。　　Such　was　the

vehicle　in　which　I　set　out；　and　now；　those　who　are　not　willing　to

travel　on　with　me　may；　if　they　please；　stop　here；　those　who　are；

must　proceed　to　the　subsequent　chapters；　in　which　this　journey　is

continued。





CHAPTER　II



In　which　the　author　first　refutes　some　idle　opinions　concerning　

spirits；　and　then　the　passengers　relate　their　several　deaths。



It　is　the　common　opinion　that　spirits；　like　owls；　can　see　in　the

dark；　nay；　and　can　then　most　easily　be　perceived　by　others。　　For

which　reason；　many　persons　of　good　understanding；　to　prevent

being　terrified　with　such　objects；　usually　keep　a　candle　burning

by　them；　that　the　light　may　prevent　their　seeing。　　Mr。　Locke；　in

direct　opposition　to　this；　hath　not　doubted　to　assert　that　you

may　see　a　spirit　in　open　daylight　full　as　well　as　in　the　darkest

night。



It　was　very　dark　when　we　set　out　from　the　inn；　nor　could　we　see

any　more　than　if　every　soul　of　us　had　been　alive。　　We　had

traveled　a　good　way　before　any　one　offered　to　open　his　mouth；

indeed；　most　of　the　company　were　fast　asleep；＇4＇　but；　as　I　could

not　close　my　own　eyes；　and　perceived　the　spirit　who　sat　opposite

to　me　to　be　likewise　awake；　I　began　to　make　overtures　of

conversation；　by　complaining　HOW　DARK　IT　WAS。　　〃And　extremely

cold　too；〃　answered　my　fellow　traveler；　〃though；　I　thank　God；　as

I　have　no　body；　I　feel　no　inconvenience　from　it：　　but　you　will

believe；　sir；　that　this　frosty　air　must　seem　very　sharp　to　one

just　issued　forth　out　of　an　oven；　for　such　was　the　inflamed

habitation　I　am　lately　departed　from。〃　　〃How　did　you　come　to　your

end；　sir？〃　said　I。　　〃I　was　murdered；　sir；〃　answered　the

gentleman。　　〃I　am　surprised　then；〃　replied　I；　〃that　you　did　not

divert　yourself　by　walking　up　and　down　and　playing　some　merry

tricks　with　the　murderer。〃　　〃Oh；　sir；〃　returned　he；　〃I　had　not

that　privilege；　I　was　lawfully　put　to　death。　　In　short；　a

physician　set　me　on　fire；　by　giving　me　medicines　to　throw　out　my

distemper。　　I　died　of　a　hot　regimen；　as　they　call　it；　in　the

small…pox。〃



＇4＇　Those　who　have　read　of　the　gods　sleeping　in　Homer　will　not　

be　surprised　at　this　happening　to　spirits。



One　of　the　spirits　at　that　word　started　up　and　cried　out；　〃The

small…pox！　bless　me！　　I　hope　I　am　not　in　company　with　that

distemper；　which　I　have　all　my　life　with　such　caution　avoided；

and　have　so　happily　escaped　hitherto！〃　　This　fright　set　all　the

passengers　who　were　awake　into　a　loud　laughter；　and　the

gentleman；　recollecting　himself；　with　some　confusion；　and　not

without　blushing；　asked　pardon；　crying；　〃I　protest　I　dreamed　that

I　was　alive。〃　　〃Perhaps；　sir；〃　said　I；　〃you　died　of　that

distemper；　which　therefore　made　so　strong　an　impression　on　you。〃　

〃No；　sir；〃　answered　he；　〃I　never　had　it　in　my　life；　but　the

continual　and　dreadful　apprehension　it　kept　me　so　long　under

cannot；　I　see；　be　so　immediately　eradicated。　　You　must　know；

sir；　I　avoided　coming　to　London　for　thirty　years　together；　for

fear　of　the　small…pox；　till　the　most　urgent　business　brought　me

thither　about　five　days　ago。　　I　was　so　dreadfully　afraid　of　this

disease　that　I　refused　the　second　night　of　my　arrival　to　sup　with

a　friend　whose　wife　had　recovered　of　it　several　months　before；

and　the　same　evening　got　a　surfeit　by　eating　too　many　muscles；

which　brought　me　into　this　good　company。〃



〃I　will　lay　a　wager；〃　cried　the　spirit　who　sat　next　him；　〃there

is　not　one　in　the　coach　able　to　guess　my　distemper。〃　　I　desired

the　favor　of　him　to　acquaint　us　with　it；　if　it　was　so　uncommon。　

〃Why；　sir；〃　said　he；　〃I　died　of　honor。〃　〃Of　honor；　sir！〃

repeated　I；　with　some　surprise。　　〃Yes；　sir；〃　answered　the　spirit；

〃of　honor；　for　I　was　killed　in　a　duel。〃



〃For　my　part；〃　said　a　fair　spirit；　〃I　was　inoculated　last　summer；

and　had　the　good　fortune　to　escape　with　a　very　few　marks　on　my

face。　　I　esteemed　myself　now　perfectly　happy；　as　I　imagined　I　had

no　restraint　to　a　full　enjoyment　of　the　diversions　of　the　town；

but　within　a　few　days　after　my　coming　up　I　caught　cold　by

overdancing　myself　at　a　ball；　and　last　night　died　of　a　violent

fever。〃



After　a　short　silence　which　now　ensued；　the　fair　spirit　who　spoke

last；　it　being　now　daylight；　addressed　herself　to　a　female　who

sat　next　her；　and　asked　her　to　what　chance　they　owed　the

happiness　of　her　company。　　She　answered；　she　apprehended　to　a

consumption；　but　the　physicians　were　not　agreed　concerning　her

distemper；　for　she　left　two　of　them　in　a　very　hot　dispute　about

it　when　she　came　out　of　her　body。　　〃And　pray；　madam；〃　said　the

same　spirit　to　the　sixth　passenger；　〃How　came　you　to　leave　the

other　world？〃　　But　that　female　spirit；　screwing　up　her　mouth；

answered；　she　wondered　at　the　curiosity　of　some　people；　that

perhaps　persons　had　already　heard　some　reports　of　her　death；

which　were　far　from　being　true；　that；　whatever　was　the　occasion

of　it；　she　was　glad　at　being　delivered　from　a　world　in　which　she

had　no　pleasure；　and　where　there　was　nothing　but　nonsense　and

impertinence；　particularly　among　her　own　sex；　whose　loose　conduct

she　had　long　been　entirely　ashamed　of。



The　beauteous　spirit；　perceiving　her　question　gave　offense；

pursued　it　no　farther。　　She　had　indeed　all　the　sweetness　and

good…humor　which　are　so　extremely　amiable　（when　found）　in　that

sex　which　tenderness　most　exquisitely　becomes。　　Her　countenance

displayed　all　the　cheerfulness；　the　good…nature；　and　the　modesty；

which　diffuse　such　brightness　round　the　beauty　of　Seraphina；＇5＇

awing　every　beholder　with　respect；　and；　at　the　same　time；

ravishing　him　with　admiration。　　Had　it　not　been　indeed　for　our

conversation　on　the　small…pox；　I　should　have　imagined　we　had　been

honored　with　her　identical　presence。　　This　opinion　might　have

been　heightened　by　the　good　sense　she　uttered　whenever　she　spoke；

by　the　delicacy　of　her　sentiments；　and　the　complacence　of　her

behavior；　together　with　a　certain　dignity　which　attended　every

look；　word；　and　gesture；　qualities　which　could　not　fail　making　an

impression　on　a　heart＇6＇　so　capable　of　receiving　it　as　mine；　nor

was　she　long　in　raising　in　me　a　very　violent　degree　of　seraphic

love。　　I　do　not　intend　by　this；　that　sort　of　love　which　men　are

very　properly　said　to　make　to　women　in　the　lower　world；　and　which

seldom　lasts　any　longer　than　while　it　is　making。　　I　mean　by

seraphic　love　an　extreme　delicacy　and　tenderness　of　friendship；

of　which；　my　worthy　reader；　if　thou　hast　no　conception；　as　it　is

probable　thou　mayest　not；　my　endeavor　to　instruct　thee　would　be

as　fruitless　as　it　would　be　to　explain　the　most　difficult

problems　of　Sir　Isaac　Newton　to　one　ignorant　of　vulgar

arithmetic。



＇5＇　A　particular　lady　of　quality　is　meant　here；　but　every　lady　

of　quality；　or　no　quality；　are　welcome　to　apply　the　character　to　

themselves。



＇6＇　We　have　before　made　an　apology　for　this　language；　which　　we

here　repeat　for　the　last　time；　though　the　heart　may；　we　hope；　be

metaphorically　used　here　with　more　propriety　than　when　we　apply

those　passions　to　the　body　which　belong　to　the　soul。





To　return　therefore　to　matters　comprehensible　by　all

understandings：　　the　discourse　now　turned　on　the　vanity；　folly；

and　misery　of　the　lower　world；　from　which　every　passenger　in　the

coach　expressed　the　highest　satisfaction　in　being　delivered；

though　it　was　very　remarkable　that；　notwithstanding　the　joy　we

declared　at　our　death；　there　was　not　one　of　us　who　did　not

mention　the　accident　which　occasioned　it　as　a　thing　we　would　have

avoided　if　we　could。　　Nay；　the　very　grave　lady　herself；　who　was

the　forwardest　in　testifying　her　delight；　confessed　inadvertently

that　she　left　a　physician　by　her　bedside；　and　the　gentleman　who

died　of　honor　very　liberally　cursed　both　his　folly　and　his

fencing。　　While　we　were　entertaining　ourselves　with　these

matters；　on　a　sudden　a　most　offensive　smell　began　to　invade　our

nostrils。　　This　very　much　resembled　the　savor　which　travelers　in

summer　perceive　at　their　approach　to　that　beautiful　village　of

the　Hague；　arising　from　those　delicious　canals　which；　as　they

consist　of　standing　water；　do　at　that　time　emit　odors　greatly

agreeable　to　a　Dutch　taste；　but　not　so　pleasant　to　any　other。　

Those　perfumes；　with　the　assistance　of　a　fair　wind；　begin　to

affect　persons　of　quick　olfactory　nerves　at　a　league's　distance；

and　increase　gradually　as　you　approach。　　In　the　same　manner　did

the　smell　I　have　just　mentioned；　more　and　more　invade　us；　till

one　of　the　spirits；　looking　out　of　the　coach…window；　declared　we

were　just　arrived　at　a　very　large　city；　and　indeed　he　had　scarce

said　so　before　we　found　ourselves　in　the　suburbs；　and；　at　the

same　time；　the　coachman；　being　asked　by　another；　informed　us　that

the　name　of　this　place　was　the　City　of　Diseases。　　The　road　to　it

was　extremely　smooth；　and；　excepting　the　above…mentioned　savor；

delightfully　pleasant。　　The　streets　of　the　suburbs　were　lined

with　bagnios；　taverns；　and　cooks'　shops：　　in　the　first　we　saw

several　beautiful　women；　but　in　tawdry　dresses；　looking　out　at

the　windows；　and　in　the　latter　were　visibly　exposed　all　kinds　of

the　richest　dainties；　but　on　our　entering　the　city　we　found；

contrary