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and　seven　children　（for　his　lot　had　horns　in　it）　by　cleaning

shoes　and　snuffing　candles　at　the　opera。　　In　which　situation；

after　he　had　spent　a　few　miserable　years；　he　died　half…starved

and　broken…hearted。　　He　then　revisited　Minos；　who；

compassionating　his　sufferings　by　means　of　that　family；　to　whom

he　had　been　in　his　former　capacity　so　bitter　an　enemy；　suffered

him　to　enter　here。



My　curiosity　would　not　refrain　asking　him　one　question；　i。　e。；

whether　in　reality　he　had　any　desire　to　obtain　the　crown？　　He

smiled；　and　said；　〃No　more　than　an　ecclesiastic　hath　to　the

miter；　when　he　cries　Nolo　episcopari。〃　　Indeed；　he　seemed　to

express　some　contempt　at　the　question；　and　presently　turned　away。



A　venerable　spirit　appeared　next；　whom　I　found　to　be　the　great

historian　Livy。　　Alexander　the　Great；　who　was　just　arrived　from

the　palace　of　death；　passed　by　him　with　a　frown。　　The　historian；

observing　it；　said；　〃Ay；　you　may　frown；　but　those　troops　which

conquered　the　base　Asiatic　slaves　would　have　made　no　figure

against　the　Romans。〃　　We　then　privately　lamented　the　loss　of　the

most　valuable　part　of　his　history；　after　which　he　took　occasion

to　commend　the　judicious　collection　made　by　Mr。　Hook；　which；　he

said；　was　infinitely　preferable　to　all　others；　and　at　my

mentioning　Echard's　he　gave　a　bounce；　not　unlike　the　going　off　of

a　squib；　and　was　departing　from　me；　when　I　begged　him　to　satisfy

my　curiosity　in　one　pointwhether　he　was　really　superstitious　or

no？　For　I　had　always　believed　he　was　till　Mr。　Leibnitz　had

assured　me　to　the　contrary。　　He　answered　sullenly；　〃Doth　Mr。

Leibnitz　know　my　mind　better　than　myself？〃　and　then　walked　away。





CHAPTER　X



The　author　is　surprised　at　meeting　Julian　the　apostate　in

Elysium；　but　is　satisfied　by　him　by　what　means　he　procured　his

entrance　there。　　Julian　relates　his　adventures　in　the　character

of　a　slave。



As　he　was　departing　I　heard　him　salute　a　spirit　by　the　name　of

Mr。　Julian　the　apostate。　　This　exceedingly　amazed　me；　for　I　had

concluded　that　no　man　ever　had　a　better　title　to　the　bottomless

pit　than　he。　　But　I　soon　found　that　this　same　Julian　the　apostate

was　also　the　very　individual　archbishop　Latimer。　　He　told　me　that

several　lies　had　been　raised　on　him　in　his　former　capacity；　nor

was　he　so　bad　a　man　as　he　had　been　represented。　　However；　he　had

been　denied　admittance；　and　forced　to　undergo　several　subsequent

pilgrimages　on　earth；　and　to　act　in　the　different　characters　of　a

slave；　a　Jew；　a　general；　an　heir；　a　carpenter；　a　beau；　a　monk；　a

fiddler；　a　wise　man；　a　king；　a　fool；　a　beggar；　a　prince；　a

statesman；　a　soldier；　a　tailor；　an　alderman；　a　poet；　a　knight；　a

dancing…master；　and　three　times　a　bishop；　before　his　martyrdom；

which；　together　with　his　other　behavior　in　this　last　character；

satisfied　the　judge；　and　procured　him　a　passage　to　the　blessed

regions。



I　told　him　such　various　characters　must　have　produced　incidents

extremely　entertaining；　and　if　he　remembered　all；　as　I　supposed

he　did；　and　had　leisure；　I　should　be　obliged　to　him　for　the

recital。　　He　answered　he　perfectly　recollected　every

circumstance；　and　as　to　leisure；　the　only　business　of　that　happy

place　was　to　contribute　to　the　happiness　of　each　other。　　He

therefore　thanked　me　for　adding　to　his；　in　proposing　to　him　a

method　of　increasing　mine。　　I　then　took　my　little　darling　in　one

hand；　and　my　favorite　fellow…traveler　in　the　other；　and；　going

with　him　to　a　sunny　bank　of　flowers；　we　all　sat　down；　and　he

began　as　follows：　〃I　suppose　you　are　sufficiently　acquainted

with　my　story　during　the　time　I　acted　the　part　of　the　emperor

Julian；　though　I　assure　you　all　which　hath　been　related　of　me　is

not　true；　particularly　with　regard　to　the　many　prodigies

forerunning　my　death。　　However；　they　are　now　very　little　worth

disputing；　and　if　they　can　serve　any　purpose　of　the　historian

they　are　extremely　at　his　service。　　〃My　next　entrance　into　the

world　was　at　Laodicea；　in　Syria；　in　a　Roman　family　of　no　great

note；　and；　being　of　a　roving　disposition；　I　came　at　the　age　of

seventeen　to　Constantinople；　where；　after　about　a　year's　stay；　I

set　out　for　Thrace；　at　the　time　when　the　emperor　Valens　admitted

the　Goths　into　that　country。　　I　was　there　so　captivated　with　the

beauty　of　a　Gothic　lady；　the　wife　of　one　Rodoric；　a　captain；

whose　name；　out　of　the　most　delicate　tenderness　for　her　lovely

sex；　I　shall　even　at　this　distance　conceal；　since　her　behavior　to

me　was　more　consistent　with　good…nature　than　with　that　virtue

which　women　are　obliged　to　preserve　against　every　assailant。　　In

order　to　procure　an　intimacy　with　this　woman　I　sold　myself　a

slave　to　her　husband；　who；　being　of　a　nation　not　over…inclined　to

jealousy；　presented　me　to　his　wife；　for　those　very　reasons　which

would　have　induced　one　of　a　jealous　complexion　to　have　withheld

me　from　her；　namely；　for　that　I　was　young　and　handsome。



〃Matters　succeeded　so　far　according　to　my　wish；　and　the　sequel

answered　those　hopes　which　this　beginning　had　raised。　　I　soon

perceived　my　service　was　very　acceptable　to　her；　I　often　met　her

eyes；　nor　did　she　withdraw　them　without　a　confusion　which　is

scarce　consistent　with　entire　purity　of　heart。　　Indeed；　she　gave

me　every　day　fresh　encouragement；　but　the　unhappy　distance　which

circumstances　had　placed　between　us　deterred　me　long　from　making

any　direct　attack；　and　she　was　too　strict　an　observer　of　decorum

to　violate　the　severe　rules　of　modesty　by　advancing　first；　but

passion　at　last　got　the　better　of　my　respect；　and　I　resolved　to

make　one　bold　attempt；　whatever　was　the　consequence。　

Accordingly；　laying　hold　of　the　first　kind　opportunity；　when　she

was　alone　and　my　master　abroad；　I　stoutly　assailed　the　citadel

and　carried　it　by　storm。　　Well　may　I　say　by　storm；　for　the

resistance　I　met　was　extremely　resolute；　and　indeed　as　much　as

the　most　perfect　decency　would　require。　　She　swore　often　she

would　cry　out　for　help；　but　I　answered　it　was　in　vain；　seeing

there　was　no　person　near　to　assist　her；　and　probably　she　believed

me；　for　she　did　not　once　actually　cry　out；　which　if　she　had；　I

might　very　likely　have　been　prevented。



〃When　she　found　her　virtue　thus　subdued　against　her　will　she

patiently　submitted　to　her　fate；　and　quietly　suffered　me　a　long

time　to　enjoy　the　most　delicious　fruits　of　my　victory；　but

envious　fortune　resolved　to　make　me　pay　a　dear　price　for　my

pleasure。　　One　day　in　the　midst　of　our　happiness　we　were　suddenly

surprised　by　the　unexpected　return　of　her　husband；　who；　coming

directly　into　his　wife's　apartment；　just　allowed　me　time　to　creep

under　the　bed。　　The　disorder　in　which　he　found　his　wife　might

have　surprised　a　jealous　temper；　but　his　was　so　far　otherwise；

that　possibly　no　mischief　might　have　happened　had　he　not　by　a

cross　accident　discovered　my　legs；　which　were　not　well　hid。　　He

immediately　drew　me　out　by　them；　and　then；　turning　to　his　wife

with　a　stern　countenance；　began　to　handle　a　weapon　he　wore　by　his

side；　with　which　I　am　persuaded　he　would　have　instantly

dispatched　her；　had　I　not　very　gallantly；　and　with　many

imprecations；　asserted　her　innocence　and　my　own　guilt；　which；

however；　I　protested　had　hitherto　gone　no　farther　than　design。　

She　so　well　seconded　my　plea　（for　she　was　a　woman　of　wonderful

art）；　that　he　was　at　length　imposed　upon；　and　now　all　his　rage

was　directed　against　me；　threatening　all　manner　of　tortures；

which　the　poor　lady　was　in　too　great　a　fright　and　confusion　to

dissuade　him　from　executing；　and　perhaps；　if　her　concern　for　me

had　made　her　attempt　it；　it　would　have　raised　a　jealousy　in　him

not　afterwards　to　be　removed。



〃After　some　hesitation　Roderic　cried　out　he　had　luckily　hit　on

the　most　proper　punishment　for　me　in　the　world；　by　a　method　which

would　at　once　do　severe　justice　on　me　for　my　criminal　intention；

and　at　the　same　time　prevent　me　from　any　danger　of　executing　my

wicked　purpose　hereafter。　　This　cruel　resolution　was　immediately

executed；　and　I　was　no　longer　worthy　the　name　of　a　man。



〃Having　thus　disqualified　me　from　doing　him　any　future　injury；　he

still　retained　me　in　his　family；　but　the　lady；　very　probably

repenting　of　what　she　had　done；　and　looking　on　me　as　the　author

of　her　guilt；　would　never　for　the　future　give　me　either　a　kind

word　or　look：　　and　shortly　after；　a　great　exchange　being　made

between　the　Romans　and　the　Goths　of　dogs　for　men；　my　lady

exchanged　me　with　a　Roman　widow　for　a　small　lap…dog；　giving　a

considerable　sum　of　money　to　boot。



〃In　this　widow's　service　I　remained　seven　years；　during　all　which

time　I　was　very　barbarously　treated。　　I　was　worked　without　the

least　mercy；　and　often　severely　beat　by　a　swinging　maid…servant；

who　never　called　me　by　any　other　names　than　those　of　the　Thing

and　the　Animal。　　Though　I　used　my　utmost　industry　to　please；　it

never　was　in　my　power。　　Neither　the　lady　nor　her　woman　would　eat

anything　I　touched；　saying　they　did　not　believe　me　wholesome。　　It

is　unnecessary　to　repeat　particulars；　in　a　word；　you　can　imagine

no　kind　of　ill　usage　which　I　did　not　suffer　in　this　family。



〃At　last　an　heathen　priest；　an　acquaintance　of　my　lady's；

obtained　me　of　her　for　a　present。　　The　scene　was　now　totally

changed；　and　I　had　as　much　reason　to　be　satisfied　with　my　present

situation　as　I　had　to　lament　my　former。　　I　was　so　absolutely　my

master's　favorite；　that　the　rest　of　the　slaves　paid　me　almost　as

much　regard　as　they　showed　to　him；　well　knowing　that　it　was

entirely　in　my　power　to　command　and　treat　them　as　I　pleased。　　I

was　intrusted　with　all　my　master's　secrets；　and　used　to　assist

him　in　privately　conveying　away　by　night　the　sacrifices　from　the

altars；　which　the　people　believed　the　deities　themselves

devoured。　　Upon　these　we　feasted　very　elegantly；　nor　could

invention　suggest　a　rarity　which　we　did　not　pamper　ourselves

with。　　Perhaps　you　may　admire　at　the　close　union　between　this

priest　and　his　slave；　but　we　lived　in　an　intimacy　which　the

Christians　thought　criminal；　but　my　master；　who　knew　the　will　of

the　gods；　with　whom　he　told　me　he　often　conversed；　assured　me　it

was　perfectly　innocent。



〃This　happy　life　continued　about　four　years；　when　my　master's

death；　occasioned　by　a　surfeit　got　by　overfeeding　on　several

exquisite　dainties；　put　an　end　to　it。



〃I　now　fell　into　the　hands　of　one　of　a　very　different

disposition；　and　this　was　no　other　than　the　celebrated　St。　

Chrysostom；　who　dieted　me　with　sermons　instead　of　sacrifices；　and

filled　my　ears　with　good　things；　but　not　my　belly。　　Instead　of

high　food　to　fatten　and　pamper　my　flesh；　I　had　receipts　to

mortify　and　reduce　it。　　With　these　I　edified　so　well；　that　within

a　few　months　I　became　a　skeleton。　　However；　as　he　had　converted

me　to　his　faith；　I　was　well　enough　satisfied　with　this　new　manner

of　living；　by　which　he　taught　me　I　might　insure　myself　an　eternal

reward　in　a　future　state。　　The　saint　was　a　good…natured　man；　and

never　gave　me　an