dead souls(死魂灵)-第54章
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the 〃thief〃 work hard at their tasks。 As a matter of fact; their appellations had been given them merely to spur them to greater activity; for; in general; the barin was no lover of abuse; but; rather; a kind…hearted man who; like most Russians; could not get on without a sharp word or two。 That is to say; he needed them for his tongue as he need a glass of vodka for his digestion。 What else could you expect? It was his nature to care for nothing mild。
To the zakuski succeeded the meal itself; and the host became a perfect glutton on his guests' behalf。 Should he notice that a guest had taken but a single piece of a comestible; he added thereto another one; saying: 〃Without a mate; neither man nor bird can live in this world。〃 Should any one take two pieces; he added thereto a third; saying: 〃What is the good of the number 2? God loves a trinity。〃 Should any one take three pieces; he would say: 〃Where do you see a waggon with three wheels? Who builds a three…cornered hut?〃 Lastly; should any one take four pieces; he would cap them with a fifth; and add thereto the punning quip; 〃Na piat opiat'5'〃。 After devouring at least twelve steaks of sturgeon; Chichikov ventured to think to himself; 〃My host cannot possibly add to THEM;〃 but found that he was mistaken; for; without a word; Pietukh heaped upon his plate an enormous portion of spit…roasted veal; and also some kidneys。 And what veal it was!
'5' 〃One more makes five。〃
〃That calf was fed two years on milk;〃 he explained。 〃I cared for it like my own son。〃
〃Nevertheless I can eat no more;〃 said Chichikov。
〃Do you try the veal before you say that you can eat no more。〃
〃But I could not get it down my throat。 There is no room left。〃
〃If there be no room in a church for a newcomer; the beadle is sent for; and room is very soon madeyes; even though before there was such a crush that an apple couldn't have been dropped between the people。 Do you try the veal; I say。 That piece is the titbit of all。〃
So Chichikov made the attempt; and in very truth the veal was beyond all praise; and room was found for it; even though one would have supposed the feat impossible。
〃Fancy this good fellow removing to St。 Petersburg or Moscow!〃 said the guest to himself。 〃Why; with a scale of living like this; he would be ruined in three years。〃 For that matter; Pietukh might well have been ruined already; for hospitality can dissipate a fortune in three months as easily as it can in three years。
The host also dispensed the wine with a lavish hand; and what the guests did not drink he gave to his sons; who thus swallowed glass after glass。 Indeed; even before coming to table; it was possible to discern to what department of human accomplishment their bent was turned。 When the meal was over; however; the guests had no mind for further drinking。 Indeed; it was all that they could do to drag themselves on to the balcony; and there to relapse into easy chairs。 Indeed; the moment that the host subsided into his seatit was large enough for fourhe fell asleep; and his portly presence; converting itself into a sort of blacksmith's bellows; started to vent; through open mouth and distended nostrils; such sounds as can have greeted the reader's ear but seldomsounds as of a drum being beaten in combination with the whistling of a flute and the strident howling of a dog。
〃Listen to him!〃 said Platon。
Chichikov smiled。
〃Naturally; on such dinners as that;〃 continued the other; 〃our host does NOT find the time dull。 And as soon as dinner is ended there can ensue sleep。〃
〃Yes; but; pardon me; I still fail to understand why you should find life wearisome。 There are so many resources against ennui!〃
〃As for instance?〃
〃For a young man; dancing; the playing of one or another musical instrument; andwell; yes; marriage。〃
〃Marriage to whom?〃
〃To some maiden who is both charming and rich。 Are there none in these parts?〃
〃No。〃
〃Then; were I you; I should travel; and seek a maiden elsewhere。〃 And a brilliant idea therewith entered Chichikov's head。 〃This last resource;〃 he added; 〃is the best of all resources against ennui。〃
〃What resource are you speaking of?〃
〃Of travel。〃
〃But whither?〃
〃Well; should it so please you; you might join me as my companion。〃 This said; the speaker added to himself as he eyed Platon: 〃Yes; that would suit me exactly; for then I should have half my expenses paid; and could charge him also with the cost of mending the koliaska。〃
〃And whither should we go?〃
〃In that respect I am not wholly my own master; as I have business to do for others as well as for myself。 For instance; General Betristchevan intimate friend and; I might add; a generous benefactor of minehas charged me with commissions to certain of his relatives。 However; though relatives are relatives; I am travelling likewise on my own account; since I wish to see the world and the whirligig of humanitywhich; in spite of what people may say; is as good as a living book or a second education。〃 As a matter of fact; Chichikov was reflecting; 〃Yes; the plan is an excellent one。 I might even contrive that he should have to bear the whole of our expenses; and that his horses should be used while my own should be put out to graze on his farm。〃
〃Well; why should I not adopt the suggestion?〃 was Platon's thought。 〃There is nothing for me to do at home; since the management of the estate is in my brother's hands; and my going would cause him no inconvenience。 Yes; why should I not do as Chichikov has suggested?〃
Then he added aloud:
〃Would you come and stay with my brother for a couple of days? Otherwise he might refuse me his consent。〃
〃With great pleasure;〃 said Chichikov。 〃Or even for three days。〃
〃Then here is my hand on it。 Let us be off at once。〃 Platon seemed suddenly to have come to life again。
〃Where are you off to?〃 put in their host unexpectedly as he roused himself and stared in astonishment at the pair。 〃No; no; my good sirs。 I have had the wheels removed from your koliaska; Monsieur Chichikov; and have sent your horse; Platon Mikhalitch; to a grazing ground fifteen versts away。 Consequently you must spend the night here; and depart to…morrow morning after breakfast。〃
What could be done with a man like Pietukh? There was no help for it but to remain。 In return; the guests were rewarded with a beautiful spring evening; for; to spend the time; the host organised a boating expedition on the river; and a dozen rowers; with a dozen pairs of oars; conveyed the party (to the accompaniment of song) across the smooth surface of the lake and up a great river with towering banks。 From time to time the boat would pass under ropes; stretched across for purposes of fishing; and at each turn of the rippling current new vistas unfolded themselves as tier upon tier of woodland delighted the eye with a diversity of timber and foliage。 In unison did the rowers ply their sculls; yet it was though of itself that the skiff shot forward; bird…like; over the glassy surface of the water; while at intervals the broad…shouldered young oarsman who was seated third from the bow would raise; as from a nightingale's throat; the opening staves of a boat song; and then be joined by five or six more; until the melody had come to pour forth in a volume as free and boundless as Russia herself。 And Pietukh; too; would give himself a shake; and help lustily to support the chorus; and even Chichikov felt acutely conscious of the fact that he was a Russian。 Only Platon reflected: 〃What is there so splendid in these melancholy songs? They do but increase one's depression of spirits。〃
The journey homeward was made in the gathering dusk。 Rhythmically the oars smote a surface which no longer reflected the sky; and darkness had fallen when they reached the shore; along which lights were twinkling where the fisherfolk were boiling live eels for soup。 Everything had now wended its way homeward for the night; the cattle and poultry had been housed; and the herdsmen; standing at the gates of the village cattle…pens; amid the trailing dust lately raised by their charges; were awaiting the milk…pails and a summons to partake of the eel…broth。 Through the dusk came the hum of humankind; and the barking of dogs in other and more distant villages; while; over all; the moon was rising; and the darkened countryside was beginning to glimmer to light again under her beams。 What a glorious picture! Yet no one thought of admiring it。 Instead of galloping over the countryside on frisky cobs; Nikolasha and Aleksasha were engaged in dreaming of Moscow; with its confectioners' shops and the theatres of which a cadet; newly arrived on a visit from the capital; had just been telling them; while their father had his mind full of how best to stuff his guests with yet more food; and Platon was given up to yawning。 Only in Chichikov was a spice of animation visible。 〃Yes;〃 he reflected; 〃some day I; too; will become lord of such a country place。〃 And before his mind's eye there arose also a helpmeet and some little Chichikovs。
By the time that supper was finished the party had again over…eaten themselves; and when Chichikov entered the room allotted him for the night; he lay down upon the bed; and prodded his stomach。 〃It is as tight as a drum;〃 he said to himself。 〃Not another titbit of veal could now get into it。〃 Also; circumstances had so brought it about that next door to him there was situated his host's apartment; and since the intervening wall was thin; Chichikov could hear every word that was said there。 At the present moment the master of the house was engaged in giving the cook orders for what; under the guise of an early breakfast; promised to constitute a veritable dinner。 You should have heard Pietukh's behests! They would have excited the appetite of a corpse。
〃Yes;〃 he said; sucking his lips; and drawing a deep breath; 〃in the first place; make a pasty in four divisions。 Into one of the divisions put the sturgeon's cheeks and some viaziga'6'; and into another division some buckwheat porridge; young mushrooms and onions; sweet milk; calves' brains; and anything else that you may find suitableanything else that you may have got handy。 Also; bake the pastry to a nice brown on one side; and but lightly on the other。 Yes; and; as to the under side; bake it so that it will be all juicy and flaky; so that it shall not crumble into bits; but melt in the mouth like the softest snow that ever you heard of。〃 And as he said this Pietukh fairly smacked his lips。
'6' Dried spinal marrow of the sturgeon。
〃The devil take him!〃 muttered Chichikov; thrusting his head beneath the bedclothes to avoid hearing more。 〃The fellow won't give one a chance to sleep。〃
Nevertheless he heard through the blankets:
〃And garnish the sturgeon with beetroot; smelts; peppered mushrooms; young radishes; carrots; beans; and anything else you like; so as to have plenty of trimmings。 Yes; and put a lump of ice into the pig's bladder; so as to swell it up。〃
Many other dishes did Pietukh order; and nothing was to be heard but his talk of boiling; roasting; and stewing。 Finally; just as mention was being made of a turkey cock; Chichikov fell asleep。
Next morning the guest's state of repletion had reached the point of Platon being un