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crowd who are stealing off。） No； noyou misunderstand me。 I
mean I've paid my debts！
ALL。 Oh！ （They return。）
PRINCESS （affectionately）。 But； my darling； I'm afraid
that
even now you don't quite realize who I am！ （Embracing him。）
BARONESS。 Why； you forward little hussy； how dare you？
（Takes her away from LUDWIG。）
LUD。 You mustn't do that； my dearnever in the presence
of
the Grand Duchess； I beg！
PRINCESS （weeping）。 Oh； papa； he's got a Grand Duchess！
LUD。 A Grand Duchess！ My good girl； I've got three Grand
Duchesses！
PRINCESS。 Well； I'm sure！ Papa； let's go awaythis is
not
a respectable Court。
PRINCE。 All these Grand Dukes have their little fancies；
my
love。 This potentate appears to be collecting wives。 It's a
pretty hobbyI should like to collect a few myself。 This
（admiring BARONESS） is a charming specimenan antique； I should
sayof the early Merovingian period； if I'm not mistaken； and
here's anothera Scotch lady； I think （alluding to JULIA）； and
（alluding to LISA） a little one thrown in。 Two half…quarterns
and a makeweight！ （To LUDWIG。） Have you such a thing as a
catalogue of the Museum？
PRINCESS。 But I cannot permit Rudolph to keep a museum
LUD。 Rudolph？ Get along with you； I'm not Rudolph！
Rudolph died yesterday！
PRINCE and PRINCESS。 What！
LUD。 Quite suddenlyofofa cardiac affection。
PRINCE and PRINCESS。 Of a cardiac affection！
LUD。 Yes； a pack…of…cardiac affection。 He fought a
Statutory Duel with me and lost； and I took over all his
engagementsincluding this imperfectly preserved old lady； to
whom he has been engaged for the last three weeks。
PRINCESS。 Three weeks！ But I've been engaged to him for
the last twenty years！
BARONESS； LISA； and JULIA。 Twenty years！
PRINCE （aside）。 It's all right； my lovethey can't get
over that。 （Aloud。） He's yourstake him； and hold him as tight
as you can！
PRINCESS。 My own！ （Embracing LUDWIG。）
LUD。 Here's another！the fourth in four…and…twenty hours！
Would anybody else like to marry me？ You； ma'amor
youanybody！ I'm getting used to it！
BARONESS。 But let me tell you； ma'am
JULIA。 Why； you impudent little hussy
LISA。 Oh； here's anotherhere's another！ （Weeping。）
PRINCESS。 Poor ladies； I'm very sorry for you all； but；
you
see； I've a prior claim。 Come； away we gothere's not a moment
to be lost！
CHORUS （as they dance towards exit）。
Away to the wedding we'll go
To summon the charioteers；
No kind of reluctance we show
To embark on our married careers
（At this moment RUDOLPH； ERNEST； and NOTARY appear。
All kneel in astonishment。）
RECITATIVE。
RUD。； Ern。； and NOT。
Forbear！ This may not be！
Frustrated are your plans！
With paramount decree
The Law forbids the banns！
ALL。 The Law forbids the banns！
LUD。 Not a bit of it！ I've revived the law for another
century！
RUD。 You didn't revive it！ You couldn't revive it！
Youyou are an impostor； sira tuppenny rogue； sir！ Youyou
never were； and in all human probability never will beGrand
Duke of Pfennig Anything！
ALL。 What！！！
RUD。 Nevernever； never！ （Aside。） Oh； my internal
economy！
LUD。 That's absurd； you know。 I fought the Grand Duke。
He
drew a King； and I drew an Ace。 He perished in inconceivable
agonies on the spot。 Now； as that's settled； we'll go on with
the wedding。
RUD。 Itit isn't settled。 Youyou can't。 II（to
NOTARY）。 Oh； tell himtell him！ I can't！
NOT。 Well； the fact is； there's been a little mistake
here。
On reference to the Act that regulates Statutory Duels； I find it
is expressly laid down that the Ace shall count invariably as
lowest！
ALL。 As lowest！
RUD。 （breathlessly）。 As lowestlowestlowest！ So
you're
the ghoestghoestghoest！ （Aside。） Oh； what is the matter
with me inside here！
ERN。 Well； Julia； as it seems that the law hasn't been
revivedand as； consequently； I shall come to life in about
three minutes（consulting his watch）
JULIA。 My objection falls to the ground。 （Resignedly。）
Very well！
PRINCESS。 And am I to understand that I was on the point
of
marrying a dead man without knowing it？ （To RUDOLPH； who
revives。） Oh； my love； what a narrow escape I've had！
RUD。 Ohyou are the Princess of Monte Carlo； and you've
turned up just in time！ Well； you're an attractive little girl；
you know； but you're as poor as a rat！ （They retire up
together。）
LISA。 That's all very well； but what is to become of me？
（To LUDWIG。） If you're a dead man（Clock strikes three。）
LUD。 But I'm not。 Time's upthe Act has expiredI've
come
to lifethe parson is still in attendance； and we'll all be
married directly。
ALL。 Hurrah！
FINALE。
Happy couples； lightly treading；
Castle chapel will be quite full！
Each shall have a pretty wedding；
As； of course； is only rightful；
Though the brides be fair or frightful。
Contradiction little dreading；
This will be a day delightful
Each shall have a pretty wedding！
Such a pretty； pretty wedding！
Such a pretty wedding！
（All dance off to get married as the curtain falls。）
THE END
H。M。S。 PINAFORE
OR； THE LASS THAT LOVED A SAILOR
Libretto by William S。 Gilbert
Music by Sir Arthur Sullivan
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
THE RT。HON SIR JOSEPH PORTER； K。C。B。 （First Lord of the
Admiralty）。
CAPTAIN CORCORAN （Commanding H。M。S。 Pinafore）。
TOM TUCKER （Midshipmite）。
RALPH RAKESTRAW （Able Seaman）。
DICK DEADEYE （Able Seaman）。
BILL BOBSTAY （Boatswain's Mate）。
BOB BECKET （Carpenter's Mate）。
JOSEPHINE （the Captain's Daughter）。
HEBE （Sir Joseph Porter's First Cousin）。
MRS。 CRIPPS （LITTLE BUTTERCUP） （A Portsmouth Bumboat Woman）。
First Lord's Sisters； his Cousins； his Aunts； Sailors；
Marines； etc。
Scene： QUARTER…DECK OF H。M。S。 PINAFORE； OFF PORTSMOUTH
ACT I。Noon。 ACT II。Night
First produced at the Opera Comique on May 25； 1878。
ACT I
SCENEQuarter…deck of H。M。S。 Pinafore。 Sailors； led by
BOATSWAIN；
discovered cleaning brasswork； splicing rope； etc。
CHORUS
We sail the ocean blue；
And our saucy ship's a beauty；
We're sober men and true；
And attentive to our duty。
When the balls whistle free
O'er the bright blue sea；
We stand to our guns all day；
When at anchor we ride
On the Portsmouth tide；
We have plenty of time to play。
Enter LITTLE BUTTERCUP； with large basket on her arm
RECITATIVE
Hail； men…o'…war's men…safeguards of your nation
Here is an end； at last； of all privation；
You've got your playspare all you can afford
To welcome Little Buttercup on board。
ARIA
For I'm called Little Buttercupdear Little Buttercup；
Though I could never tell why；
But still I'm called Buttercuppoor little Buttercup；
Sweet Little Buttercup I！
I've snuff and tobaccy； and excellent jacky；
I've scissors； and watches； and knives
I've ribbons and laces to set off the faces
Of pretty young sweethearts and wives。
I've treacle and toffee； I've tea and I've coffee；
Soft tommy and succulent chops；
I've chickens and conies； and pretty polonies；
And excellent peppermint drops。
Then buy of your Buttercupdear Little Buttercup；
Sailors should never be shy；
So； buy of your Buttercuppoor Little Buttercup；
Come； of your Buttercup buy！
BOAT。 Aye； Little Buttercupand well calledfor you're the
rosiest；
the roundest； and the reddest beauty in all Spithead。
BUT。 Red； am I？ and roundand rosy！ Maybe； for I have
dissembled well！
But hark ye； my merry friendhast ever thought that beneath a
gay and
frivolous exterior there may lurk a canker…worm which is slowly
but
surely eating its way into one's very heart？
BOAT。 No； my lass； I can't say I've ever thought that。
Enter DICK DEADEYE。 He pushes through sailors； and comes down
DICK。 I have thought it often。 （All recoil from him。）
BUT。 Yes； you look like it！ What's the matter with the man？
Isn't he
well？
BOAT。 Don't take no heed of him； that's only poor Dick Deadeye。
DICK。 I sayit's a beast of a name； ain't itDick Deadeye？
BUT。 It's not a nice name。
DICK。 I'm ugly too； ain't I？
BUT。 You are certainly plain。
DICK。 And I'm three…cornered too； ain't I？
BUT。 You are rather triangular。
DICK。 Ha！ ha！ That's it。 I'm ugly； and they hate me for it； for
you all
hate me； don't you？
ALL。 We do！
DICK。 There！
BOAT。 Well； Dick； we wouldn't go for to hurt any fellow
creature's
feelings； but you can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick
Deadeye to
be a popular characternow can you？
DICK。 No。
BOAT。 It's asking too much； ain't it？
DICK。 It is。 From such a face and form as mine the noblest
sentiments
sound like the black utterances of a depraved imagination It is
human
natureI am resigned。
RECITATIVE
BUT。 （looking down hatchway）。
But； tell mewho's the youth whose faltering feet
With difficulty bear him on his course？
BOAT。 That is the smartest lad in all the fleet
Ralph Rackstraw！
BUT。 Ha！ That name！ Remorse！ remorse！
Enter RALPH from hatchway
MADRIGALRALPH
The Nightingale
Sighed for the moon's bright ray
And told his tale
In his own melodious way！
He sang 〃Ah； well…a…day！〃
ALL。 He sang 〃Ah； well…a…day！〃
The lowly vale
For the mountain vainly sighed；
To his humble wail
The echoing hills replied。
They sang 〃Ah； well…a…day！〃
All。 They sang 〃Ah； well…a…day！〃
