idle thoughts of an idle fellow-第2章
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warm himself。
I think myself that I could keep out of bed all right if I once got out。 It is the wrenching away of the head from the pillow that I find so hard； and no amount of over…night determination makes it easier。 I say to myself； after having wasted the whole evening； 〃Well； I won't do any more work to…night； I'll get up early to…morrow morning；〃 and I am thoroughly resolved to do sothen。 In the morning； however； I feel less enthusiastic about the idea； and reflect that it would have been much better if I had stopped up last night。 And then there is the trouble of dressing； and the more one thinks about that the more one wants to put it off。
It is a strange thing this bed； this mimic grave； where we stretch our tired limbs and sink away so quietly into the silence and rest。 〃0 bed； 0 bed； delicious bed； that heaven on earth to the weary head；〃 as sang poor Hood； you are a kind old nurse to us fretful boys and girls。 Clever and foolish； naughty and good； you take us all in your motherly lap and hush our wayward crying。 The strong man full of carethe sick man full of painthe little maiden sobbing for her faithless loverlike children we lay our aching heads on your white bosom； and you gently soothe us off to by…by。
Our trouble is sore indeed when you turn away and will not comfort us。 How long the dawn seems coming when we cannot sleep！ Oh！ those hideous nights when we toss and turn in fever and pain； when we lie； like living men among the dead； staring out into the dark hours that drift so slowly between us and the light。 And oh！ those still more hideous nights when we sit by another in pain； when the low fire startles us every now and then with a falling cinder； and the tick of the clock seems a hammer beating out the life that we are watching。
But enough of beds and bedrooms。 I have kept to them too long； even for an idle fellow。 Let us come out and have a smoke。 That wastes time just as well and does not look so bad。 Tobacco has been a blessing to us idlers。 What the civil…service clerk before Sir Walter's time found to occupy their minds with it is hard to imagine。 I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed。 They had no work to do and could not smoke； and the consequence was they were forever fighting and rowing。 If； by any extraordinary chance； there was no war going； then they got up a deadly family feud with the next…door neighbor； and if； in spite of this； they still had a few spare moments on their hands； they occupied them with discussions as to whose sweetheart was the best looking； the arguments employed on both sides being battle…axes； clubs； etc。 Questions of taste were soon decided in those days。 When a twelfth…century youth fell in love he did not take three paces backward； gaze into her eyes； and tell her she was too beautiful to live。 He said he would step outside and see about it。 And if； when he got out； he met a man and broke his headthe other man's head； I meanthen that proved that histhe first fellow'sgirl was a pretty girl。 But if the other fellow broke _his_ headnot his own； you know； but the other fellow'sthe other fellow to the second fellow； that is； because of course the other fellow would only be the other fellow to him； not the first fellow whowell； if he broke his head； then _his_ girlnot the other fellow's； but the fellow who _was_ the Look here； if A broke B's head； then A's girl was a pretty girl； but if B broke A's head； then A's girl wasn't a pretty girl； but B's girl was。 That was their method of conducting art criticism。
Nowadays we light a pipe and let the girls fight it out among themselves。
They do it very well。 They are getting to do all our work。 They are doctors； and barristers； and artists。 They manage theaters； and promote swindles； and edit newspapers。 I am looking forward to the time when we men shall have nothing to do but lie in bed till twelve； read two novels a day； have nice little five…o'clock teas all to ourselves； and tax our brains with nothing more trying than discussions upon the latest patterns in trousers and arguments as to what Mr。 Jones' coat was made of and whether it fitted him。 It is a glorious prospectfor idle fellows。
ON BEING IN LOVE。
You've been in love； of course！ If not you've got it to come。 Love is like the measles； we all have to go through it。 Also like the measles； we take it only once。 One never need be afraid of catching it a second time。 The man who has had it can go into the most dangerous places and play the most foolhardy tricks with perfect safety。 He can picnic in shady woods； ramble through leafy aisles； and linger on mossy seats to watch the sunset。 He fears a quiet country…house no more than he would his own club。 He can join a family party to go down the Rhine。 He can； to see the last of a friend； venture into the very jaws of the marriage ceremony itself。 He can keep his head through the whirl of a ravishing waltz； and rest afterward in a dark conservatory； catching nothing more lasting than a cold。 He can brave a moonlight walk adown sweet…scented lanes or a twilight pull among the somber rushes。 He can get over a stile without danger； scramble through a tangled hedge without being caught； come down a slippery path without falling。 He can look into sunny eyes and not be dazzled。 He listens to the siren voices； yet sails on with unveered helm。 He clasps white hands in his； but no electric 〃Lulu〃…like force holds him bound in their dainty pressure。
No； we never sicken with love twice。 Cupid spends no second arrow on the same heart。 Love's handmaids are our life…long friends。 Respect； and admiration； and affection； our doors may always be left open for； but their great celestial master； in his royal progress； pays but one visit and departs。 We like； we cherish； we are very； very fond ofbut we never love again。 A man's heart is a firework that once in its time flashes heavenward。 Meteor…like； it blazes for a moment and lights with its glory the whole world beneath。 Then the night of our sordid commonplace life closes in around it； and the burned…out case； falling back to earth； lies useless and uncared for； slowly smoldering into ashes。 Once； breaking loose from our prison bonds； we dare； as mighty old Prometheus dared； to scale the Olympian mount and snatch from Phoebus' chariot the fire of the gods。 Happy those who； hastening down again ere it dies out； can kindle their earthly altars at its flame。 Love is too pure a light to burn long among the noisome gases that we breathe； but before it is choked out we may use it as a torch to ignite the cozy fire of affection。
And； after all； that warming glow is more suited to our cold little back parlor of a world than is the burning spirit love。 Love should be the vestal fire of some mighty templesome vast dim fane whose organ music is the rolling of the spheres。 Affection will burn cheerily when the white flame of love is flickered out。 Affection is a fire that can be fed from day to day and be piled up ever higher as the wintry years draw nigh。 Old men and women can sit by it with their thin hands clasped； the little children can nestle down in front； the friend and neighbor has his welcome corner by its side； and even shaggy Fido and sleek Titty can toast their noses at the bars。
Let us heap the coals of kindness upon that fire。 Throw on your pleasant words； your gentle pressures of the hand； your thoughtful and unselfish deeds。 Fan it with good…humor； patience； and forbearance。 You can let the wind blow and the rain fall unheeded then； for your hearth will be warm and bright； and the faces round it will make sunshine in spite of the clouds without。
I am afraid； dear Edwin and Angelina； you expect too much from love。 You think there is enough of your little hearts to feed this fierce； devouring passion for all your long lives。 Ah； young folk！ don't rely too much upon that unsteady flicker。 It will dwindle and dwindle as the months roll on； and there is no replenishing the fuel。 You will watch it die out in anger and disappointment。 To each it will seem that it is the other who is growing colder。 Edwin sees with bitterness that Angelina no longer runs to the gate to meet him； all smiles and blushes； and when he has a cough now she doesn't begin to cry and； putting her arms round his neck； say that she cannot live without him。 The most she will probably do is to suggest a lozenge； and even that in a tone implying that it is the noise more than anything else she is anxious to get rid of。
Poor little Angelina； too； sheds silent tears； for Edwin has given up carrying her old handkerchief in the inside pocket of his waistcoat。
Both are astonished at the falling off in the other one； but neither sees their own change。 If they did they would not suffer as they do。 They would look for the cause in the right quarterin the littleness of poor human naturejoin hands over their common failing； and start building their house anew on a more earthly and enduring foundation。 But we are so blind to our own shortcomings； so wide awake to those of others。 Everything that happens to us is always the other person's fault。 Angelina would have gone on loving Edwin forever and ever and ever if only Edwin had not grown so strange and different。 Edwin would have adored Angelina through eternity if Angelina had only remained the same as when he first adored her。
It is a cheerless hour for you both when the lamp of love has gone out and the fire of affection is not yet lit； and you have to grope about in the cold； raw dawn of life to kindle it。 God grant it catches light before the day is too far spent。 Many sit shivering by the dead coals till night come。
But； there； of what use is it to preach？ Who that feels the rush of young love through his veins can think it will ever flow feeble and slow！ To the boy of twenty it seems impossible that he will not love as wildly at sixty as he does then。 He cannot call to mind any middle…aged or elderly gentleman of his acquaintance who is known to exhibit symptoms of frantic attachment； but that does not interfere in his belief in himself。 His love will never fall； whoever else's may。 Nobody ever loved as he loves； and so； of course； the rest of the world's experience can be no guide in his case。 Alas！ alas！ ere thirty he has joined the ranks of the sneerers。 It is not his fault。 Our passions； both the good and bad； cease with our blushes。 We do not hate； nor grieve； nor joy； nor despair in our thirties like we did in our teens。 Disappointment does not suggest suicide； and we quaff success without intoxication。
We take all things in a minor key as we grow older。 There are few majestic passages in the later acts of life's opera。 Ambition takes a less ambitious aim。 Honor becomes more reasonable and conveniently adapts itself to circumstances。 And lovelove dies。 〃Irreverence for the dreams of youth〃 soon creeps like a killing frost upon our hearts。 The tender shoots and the expanding flowers are nipped and withered； and of a vine that yearned to stretch its tendrils round the world there is left but a sapless stump。
My fair friends will deem all this rank heresy； I know。 So far from a man's not lov
