beasts and super-beasts(野兽与超级野兽)-第3章
按键盘上方向键 ← 或 → 可快速上下翻页，按键盘上的 Enter 键可回到本书目录页，按键盘上方向键 ↑ 可回到本页顶部！
————未阅读完？加入书签已便下次继续阅读！
〃Well； I don't suppose you can imagine me as an angel； if it comes to
that；〃 said Laura。
Amanda was silent。 She couldn't。
〃Personally I think an otter life would be rather enjoyable；〃
continued Laura； 〃salmon to eat all the year round； and the satisfaction
of being able to fetch the trout in their own homes without having to
wait for hours till they condescend to rise to the fly you've been
dangling before them； and an elegant svelte figure … 〃
〃Think of the otter hounds；〃 interposed Amanda； 〃how dreadful to be
hunted and harried and finally worried to death！〃
〃Rather fun with half the neighbourhood looking on； and anyhow not
worse than this Saturday…to…Tuesday business of dying by inches； and
then I should go on into something else。 If I had been a moderately
good otter I suppose I should get back into human shape of some sort；
probably something rather primitive … a little brown； unclothed Nubian
boy； I should think。〃
〃I wish you would be serious；〃 sighed Amanda； 〃you really ought to
be if you're only going to live till Tuesday。〃
As a matter of fact Laura died on Monday。
〃So dreadfully upsetting；〃 Amanda complained to her uncle…in…law；
Sir Lulworth Quayne。 〃I've asked quite a lot of people down for golf
and fishing； and the rhododendrons are just looking their best。〃
〃Laura always was inconsiderate；〃 said Sir Lulworth； 〃she was born
10
… Page 11…
BEASTS AND SUPER…BEASTS
during Goodwood week； with an Ambassador staying in the house who
hated babies。〃
〃She had the maddest kind of ideas；〃 said Amanda； 〃do you know if
there was any insanity in her family？〃
〃Insanity？ No； I never heard of any。 Her father lives in West
Kensington； but I believe he's sane on all other subjects。〃
〃She had an idea that she was going to be reincarnated as an otter；〃
said Amanda。
〃One meets with those ideas of reincarnation so frequently； even in
the West；〃 said Sir Lulworth； 〃that one can hardly set them down as
being mad。 And Laura was such an unaccountable person in this life
that I should not like to lay down definite rules as to what she might be
doing in an after state。〃
〃You think she really might have passed into some animal form？〃
asked Amanda。 She was one of those who shape their opinions rather
readily from the standpoint of those around them。
Just then Egbert entered the breakfast…room； wearing an air of
bereavement that Laura's demise would have been insufficient； in itself；
to account for。
〃Four of my speckled Sussex have been killed；〃 he exclaimed； 〃the
very four that were to go to the show on Friday。 One of them was
dragged away and eaten right in the middle of that new carnation bed
that I've been to such trouble and expense over。 My best flower bed
and my best fowls singled out for destruction； it almost seems as if the
brute that did the deed had special knowledge how to be as devastating
as possible in a short space of time。〃
〃Was it a fox； do you think？〃 asked Amanda。
〃Sounds more like a polecat；〃 said Sir Lulworth。
〃No；〃 said Egbert； 〃there were marks of webbed feet all over the
place； and we followed the tracks down to the stream at the bottom of
the garden； evidently an otter。〃
Amanda looked quickly and furtively across at Sir Lulworth。
Egbert was too agitated to eat any breakfast； and went out to
superintend the strengthening of the poultry yard defences。
11
… Page 12…
BEASTS AND SUPER…BEASTS
〃I think she might at least have waited till the funeral was over；〃 said
Amanda in a scandalised voice。
〃It's her own funeral； you know；〃 said Sir Lulworth； 〃it's a nice point
in etiquette how far one ought to show respect to one's own mortal
remains。〃
Disregard for mortuary convention was carried to further lengths
next day； during the absence of the family at the funeral ceremony the
remaining survivors of the speckled Sussex were massacred。 The
marauder's line of retreat seemed to have embraced most of the flower
beds on the lawn； but the strawberry beds in the lower garden had also
suffered。
〃I shall get the otter hounds to come here at the earliest possible
moment；〃 said Egbert savagely。
〃On no account！ You can't dream of such a thing！〃 exclaimed
Amanda。 〃I mean； it wouldn't do； so soon after a funeral in the house。〃
〃It's a case of necessity；〃 said Egbert； 〃once an otter takes to that sort
of thing it won't stop。〃
〃Perhaps it will go elsewhere now there are no more fowls left；〃
suggested Amanda。
〃One would think you wanted to shield the beast；〃 said Egbert。
〃There's been so little water in the stream lately；〃 objected Amanda；
〃it seems hardly sporting to hunt an animal when it has so little chance
of taking refuge anywhere。〃
〃Good gracious！〃 fumed Egbert； 〃I'm not thinking about sport。 I
want to have the animal killed as soon as possible。〃
Even Amanda's opposition weakened when； during church time on
the following Sunday； the otter made its way into the house； raided half a
salmon from the larder and worried it into scaly fragments on the
Persian rug in Egbert's studio。
〃We shall have it hiding under our beds and biting pieces out of our
feet before long；〃 said Egbert； and from what Amanda knew of this
particular otter she felt that the possibility was not a remote one。
On the evening preceding the day fixed for the hunt Amanda spent a
solitary hour walking by the banks of the stream； making what she
12
… Page 13…
BEASTS AND SUPER…BEASTS
imagined to be hound noises。 It was charitably supposed by those who
overheard her performance； that she was practising for farmyard
imitations at the forth…coming village entertainment。
It was her friend and neighbour； Aurora Burret； who brought her
news of the day's sport。
〃Pity you weren't out； we had quite a good day。 We found at once；
in the pool just below your garden。〃
〃Did you … kill？〃 asked Amanda。
〃Rather。 A fine she…otter。 Your husband got rather badly bitten in
trying to 'tail it。' Poor beast； I felt quite sorry for it； it had such a human
look in its eyes when it was killed。 You'll call me silly； but do you
know who the look reminded me of？ My dear woman； what is the
matter？〃
When Amanda had recovered to a certain extent from her attack of
nervous prostration Egbert took her to the Nile Valley to recuperate。
Change of scene speedily brought about the desired recovery of health
and mental balance。 The escapades of an adventurous otter in search
of a variation of diet were viewed in their proper light。 Amanda's
normally placid temperament reasserted itself。 Even a hurricane of
shouted curses； coming from her husband's dressing…room； in her
husband's voice； but hardly in his usual vocabulary； failed to disturb her
serenity as she made a leisurely toilet one evening in a Cairo hotel。
〃What is the matter？ What has happened？〃 she asked in amused
curiosity。
〃The little beast has thrown all my clean shirts into the bath！ Wait
till I catch you； you little … 〃
〃What little beast？〃 asked Amanda； suppressing a desire to laugh；
Egbert's language was so hopelessly inadequate to express his outraged
feelings。
〃A little beast of a naked brown Nubian boy；〃 spluttered Egbert。
And now Amanda is seriously ill。
13
… Page 14…
BEASTS AND SUPER…BEASTS
THE BOAR…PIG
〃THERE is a back way on to the lawn；〃 said Mrs。 Philidore Stossen
to her daughter； 〃through a small grass paddock and then through a
walled fruit garden full of gooseberry bushes。 I went all over the place
last year when the family were away。 There is a door that opens from
the fruit garden into a shrubbery； and once we emerge from there we can
mingle with the guests as if we had come in by the ordinary way。 It's
much safer than going in by the front entrance and running the risk of
coming bang up against the hostess； that would be so awkward when she
doesn't happen to have invited us。〃
〃Isn't it a lot of trouble to take for getting admittance to a garden
party？〃
〃To a garden party； yes； to THE garden party of the season； certainly
not。 Every one of any consequence in the county； with the exception of
ourselves； has been asked to meet the Princess； and it would be far more
troublesome to invent explanations as to why we weren't there than to
get in by a roundabout way。 I stopped Mrs。 Cuvering in the road
yesterday and talked very pointedly about the Princess。 If she didn't
cho
