history of friedrich ii of prussia v 16-第31章
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ends to ask La Mettrie to come and see him； to cure him or amuse him。 The King grudges to part with his Reader； who makes him laugh。 La Mettrie sets out； arrives at his Patient's just when Madame Tyrconnel is sitting down to table： he eats and drinks； talks and laughs more than all the guests； when he has got crammed （EN A JUSQU'AU MENTON）； they bring him a pie； of eagle disguised as pheasant； which had arrived from the North； plenty of bad lard； pork…hash and ginger in it； my gentleman eats the whole pie； and dies next day at Lord Tyrconnel's； assisted by two Doctors；〃 Cothenius and Lieberkuhn； 〃whom he used to mock at。 。。。 How I should have liked to ask him； at the article of death； about that Orange…skin！〃 ＇ OEuvres de Voltaire； lxxiv。 439； 450。＇
Add this trait too； from authentic Nicolai； to complete the matter： 〃An Irish Priest； Father Macmahon； Tyrconnel's Chaplain ＇more power to him＇； wanted to convert La Mettrie： he pushed into the sick… room；encouraged by some who wished to make La Mettrie contemptible to Friedrich ＇the charitable souls＇。 La Mettrie would have nothing to do with this Priest and his talk； who； however； still sat and waited。 La Mettrie； in a twinge of agony； cried out； 'JESUS MARIE！' 'AH； VOUS VOILA ENFIN RETOURNE A CES NOMS CONSOLATEURS！' exclaimed the Irishman。 To which La Mettrie answered （in polite language； to the effect）； 'Bother you！' and expired a few minutes after。〃 ＇Nicolai； Anekdoten； i。 20 n。＇
Enough of this poor madcap。 Friedrich's ELOGE of him； read to the Academy some time after； it was generally thought （and with great justice）； might as well have been spared。 The Piece has nothing noisy； nothing untrue； but what has it of importance？ And surely the subject was questionable； or more。 La Mettrie might have done without Eulogy from a King of men。
。。。 〃He had been used to put himself at once on the most familiar footing with the King ＇says Thiebault； UNbelievable＇。 Entered the King's apartment as he would that of a friend； plunged down whenever he liked； which was often； and lay upon the sofas； if it was warm； took off his stock； unbuttoned his waistcoat； flung his periwig on the floor；〃 ＇Thiebault； v。 405 （calls him 〃La Metherie；〃 knows； as usual； nothing）。＇highly probable； thinks stupid Thiebault！
〃The truth is；〃 says Nicolai； 〃the King put no real value on La Mettrie。 He considered him as a merry…andrew fellow； who might amuse you； when half seas…over （ENTRE DEUX VINS）。 De la Mettrie showed himself unworthy of any favor he had。 Not only did he babble； and repeat about Town what he heard at the King's table； but he told everything in a false way； and with malicious twists and additions。 This he especially did at Lord Tyrconnel； the then French Ambassador's table； where at last he died。〃 ＇Nicolai； Anekdoten； i。 20。＇ But could not take the ORANGE…SKIN along with him； alas； no！
On the whole； be not too severe on poor Voltaire！ He is very fidgety； noisy； something of a pickthank； of a wheedler； but； above all； he is scorbutic； dyspeptic； hag…ridden； as soul seldom was； and （in his oblique way） APPEALS to Friedrich and us；not in vain。 And； in short； we perceive； after the First Act of the Piece； beginning in preternatural radiances； ending in whirlwinds of flaming soot； he has been getting on with his Second Act better than could be expected。 Gyrating again among the bright planets； circum…jovial moons； in the Court Firmament； is again in favor； and might Alas； he had his FELLOW…moons； his Maupertuis above all！ Incurable that Maupertuis misery； gets worse and worse； steadily from the first day。 No smallest entity that intervenes； not even a wandering La Beaumelle with his Book of PENSEES； but is capable of worsening it。 Take this of Smelfungus； this Pair of Cabinet Sketches；〃hasty outlines； extant chiefly；〃 he declares； 〃by Voltaire's blame：〃
LA BEAUMELLE。〃Voltaire has a fatal talent of getting into I quarrels with insignificant accidental people； and instead of silently； with cautious finger； disengaging any bramble that catches to him； and thankfully passing on； attacks it indignantly with potent steel implements； wood…axes； war…axes； brandishing and hewing；till he has stirred up a whole wilderness of bramble…bush； and is himself bramble…chips all over。 M。 Angliviel de la Beaumelle； for example； was nothing but a bramble： some conceited Licentiate of Theology； who； finding the Presbytery of Geneva too narrow a field； had gone to Copenhagen； as Professor of Rhetoric or some such thing； and； finding that field also too narrow； and not to be widened by attempts at Literature； MES PENSEES and the like； in such barbarous Country〃；had now ＇end of 1751＇ come to Berlin； and has Presentation copies of MES PENSEES； OU LE QU'EN DIRA…T…ON； flying right and left； in hopes of doing better there。 Of these PENSEES （Thoughts so called） I will give but one specimen〃 （another； that of 〃King Friedrich a common man；〃 being carefully suppressed in the Berlin Copies； of La Beaumelle's distributing）：
〃There have been greater Poets than Voltaire； there was never any so well recompensed： and why？ Because Taste （GOUT； inclination） sets no limits to its recompenses。 The King of Prussia overloads men of talent with his benefits for precisely the reasons which induce a little German Prince to overload with benefits a buffoon or a dwarf。〃 ＇ OEuvres de Voltaire； xxvii。 220 n。＇ Could there be a phenomenon more indisputably of bramble nature？
〃He had no success at Berlin； in spite of his merits； could not come near the King at all； but assiduously frequented Maupertuis； the flower of human thinkers in that era；who was very humane to him in consequence。 'How is it； O flower of human thinkers； that I cannot get on with his Majesty； or make the least way？' （HELAS； MONSIEUR； you have enemies！' answered he of the red wig； and told La Beaumelle （hear it； ye Heavens）； That M。 de Voltaire had called his Majesty's attention to the PENSEE given above； one evening at Supper Royal； 'heard it myself； Monsieurhusht！' Upon which
〃'Upon which； see； paltry La Beaumelle has become my enemy for life！' shrieks Voltaire many times afterwards： 'And it was false； I declare to Heaven； and again declare； it was not I； it was D'Argens quizzing me about it； that called his Majesty's attention to that PENSEE of Blockhead La Beaumelle；you treacherous Perpetual President； stirring up enemies against me； and betraying secrets of the King's table。' Sorrow on your red wig； and you！It is certain La Beaumelle； soon after this； left Berlin： not in love with Voltaire。 And there soon appeared； at Franfurt…on…Mayn； a Pirate Edition of our brand…new SIECLE DE LOUIS QUATORZE （with Annotations scurrilous and flimsy）；La Beaumelle the professed Perpetrator； 'who received for the job 7 pounds 10s。 net！' ＇Ib。 xx。＇ asseverates the well…informed Voltaire。 Oh； M。 de Voltaire； and why not leave it to him； then？ Poor devil； he got put into the Bastille too； by and by； Royal Persons being touched by some of his stupid foot…notes。
〃La Beaumelle had a long course of it； up and down the world； in and out of the Bastille； writing much； with inconsiderable recompense； and always in a wooden manure worthy of his First vocation in the Geneva time。 'A man of pleasing physiognomy；' says Formey； 'and expressed himself well。 I received his visit 14th January； 1752；'to which latter small circumstance （welcome as a fixed date to us here） La Beaumelle's Biography is now pretty much reduced for mankind。 ＇Formey； ii。 221。＇ He continued Maupertuis's adorer： and was not a bad creature； only a dull wooden one； with obstinate temper。 A LIFE OF MAUPERTUIS of his writing was sent forth lately； ＇ Vie de Maupertuis （cited above）； Paris； 1866。＇ after lying hidden a hundred years： but it is dull； dead； painfully ligneous； like all the rest； and of new or of pleasant tells us nothing。
〃His enmity to M。 de Voltaire did prove perpetual：a bramble that might have been dealt with by fingers； or by fingers and scissors； but could not by axes； and their hewing and brandishing。 'This is the ninety…fifth anonymous Calumny of La Beaumelle's； this that you have sent me！' says Voltaire once。 The first stroke or two had torn the bramble quite on end： 'He says he will pursue you to Hell even；' writes one of the Voltaire kind friends from Frankfurt； on that 7 pounds 10s。 business。 'A L'ENFER？' answers M。 de Voltaire； with a toss： 'Well； I should think so； he； and at a good rate of speed。 But whether he will find me there； must be a question！' If you want to have an insignificant accidental fellow trouble you all your days； this is the way of handling him when he first catches hold。〃
ABBE DE PRADES。〃De Prades； 'Abbe de Prades； Reader to the King；' though happily not an enemy of Voltaire's； is in some sort La Beaumelle's counterpart； or brother with a difference； concerning whom also； one wants only to know the exact date of his arrival。 As La Beaumelle felt too strait…tied in the Geneva vestures （where it had been good for him to adjust himself； and stay）； so did De Prades in the Sorbonne ditto；and burst out； on taking Orders； not into eloquent Preachings or edifying Devotional Exercises； but into loud blurts of mere heresy and heterodoxy。 Blurts which were very loud； and I believe very stupid； which failed of being sublime even to the Philosophic world； and kindled the Sorbonne into burning his Book； and almost burning himself； had not he at once run for it。
〃Ran to Holland； and there continued blurting more at large； decidedly stupid for most part； thinks Voltaire； 'but with glorious Passages； worth your Majesty's attention；'upon which； D'Alembert too helping； poor De Prades was invited to the Readership； vacant by La Mettrie's eagle…pie； and came gladly； and stayed。 At what date？ one occasionally asks： for there are Royal Letters； dateless； but written in his hand； that raise such question in the utter dimness otherwise。 Date is 'September； 1752。' ＇Preuss； i。 368； ii。 115。＇ Farther question one does not ask about De Prades。 Rather an emphatic intrusive kind of fellow； I should guess；wrote； he； not Friedrich； that ABRIDGMENT OF PLEURY'S ECCLESIASTICAL HISTORY； and other the like dreary Pieces； which used to be inflicted on mankind as Friedrich's。
〃For the rest； having place and small pension；not； like La Beaumelle； obliged to pirate and annotate for 7 pounds 10s。he went on steadily； a good while； got a Canonry of Glogau ＇small Catholic benefice； bad if it was not better than its now occupant＇； and unluckily； in the Seven…Years…War time； fell into treasonous Correspondence with his countrymen； which it was feared might be fatal； when found out。 But no； not fatal。 Friedrich did lock him in Magdeburg for some months； then let him out： 'Home to Glogau； sirrah； stick to your Canonry henceforth； and let us hear no more of you at all！' Which shall be his fate in these pages also。〃
Good； my friend； no more of him； then！ Only recollect 〃September； 1752；〃 if dateless Royal Letters in De Prades's hand turn up。
Chapter X。
DEMON NEWSWRITER； OF 1752。
It must be owned； the King's French Colony of Wits were a sorry set of people。 They tempt one t
