weir of hermiston-µÚ12ÕÂ
°´¼üÅÌÉÏ·½Ïò¼ü ¡û »ò ¡ú ¿É¿ìËÙÉÏÏ·ҳ£¬°´¼üÅÌÉ쵀 Enter ¼ü¿É»Øµ½±¾ÊéĿ¼ҳ£¬°´¼üÅÌÉÏ·½Ïò¼ü ¡ü ¿É»Øµ½±¾Ò³¶¥²¿£¡
¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ªÎ´ÔĶÁÍꣿ¼ÓÈëÊéÇ©ÒѱãÏ´μÌÐøÔĶÁ£¡
prevailed¡¡upon¡¡a¡¡little¡¡by¡¡a¡¡sense¡¡of¡¡neighbourliness£»¡¡had¡¡given¡¡Gib¡¡a¡¡
hint¡£¡¡¡¡Meeting¡¡him¡¡one¡¡day¡¡in¡¡the¡¡Potterrow£»¡¡my¡¡lord¡¡had¡¡stopped¡¡in¡¡
front¡¡of¡¡him£º¡¡¡¨Gib£»¡¡ye¡¡eediot£»¡¨¡¡he¡¡had¡¡said£»¡¡¡¨what's¡¡this¡¡I¡¡hear¡¡of¡¡you£¿¡¡¡¡
Poalitics£»¡¡poalitics£»¡¡poalitics£»¡¡weaver's¡¡poalitics£»¡¡is¡¡the¡¡way¡¡of¡¡it£»¡¡I¡¡
hear¡£¡¡¡¡If¡¡ye¡¡arena¡¡a'thegither¡¡dozened¡¡with¡¡cediocy£»¡¡ye'll¡¡gang¡¡your¡¡
ways¡¡back¡¡to¡¡Cauldstaneslap£»¡¡and¡¡ca'¡¡your¡¡loom£»¡¡and¡¡ca'¡¡your¡¡loom£»¡¡man£¡¡¨¡¡¡¡
And¡¡Gilbert¡¡had¡¡taken¡¡him¡¡at¡¡the¡¡word¡¡and¡¡returned£»¡¡with¡¡an¡¡expedition¡¡
almost¡¡to¡¡be¡¡called¡¡flight£»¡¡to¡¡the¡¡house¡¡of¡¡his¡¡father¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡clearest¡¡of¡¡
his¡¡inheritance¡¡was¡¡that¡¡family¡¡gift¡¡of¡¡prayer¡¡of¡¡which¡¡Kirstie¡¡had¡¡
boasted£»¡¡and¡¡the¡¡baffled¡¡politician¡¡now¡¡turned¡¡his¡¡attention¡¡to¡¡
religious¡¡matters¡¡¡¡¡or£»¡¡as¡¡others¡¡said£»¡¡to¡¡heresy¡¡and¡¡schism¡£¡¡¡¡Every¡¡
Sunday¡¡morning¡¡he¡¡was¡¡in¡¡Crossmichael£»¡¡where¡¡he¡¡had¡¡gathered¡¡together£»¡¡
one¡¡by¡¡one£»¡¡a¡¡sect¡¡of¡¡about¡¡a¡¡dozen¡¡persons£»¡¡who¡¡called¡¡themselves¡¡
¡¨God's¡¡Remnant¡¡of¡¡the¡¡True¡¡Faithful£»¡¨¡¡or£»¡¡for¡¡short£»¡¡¡¨God's¡¡Remnant¡£¡¨¡¡¡¡
To¡¡the¡¡profane£»¡¡they¡¡were¡¡known¡¡as¡¡¡¨Gib's¡¡Deils¡£¡¨¡¡¡¡Bailie¡¡Sweedie£»¡¡a¡¡
noted¡¡humorist¡¡in¡¡the¡¡town£»¡¡vowed¡¡that¡¡the¡¡proceedings¡¡always¡¡opened¡¡to¡¡
the¡¡tune¡¡of¡¡¡¨The¡¡Deil¡¡Fly¡¡Away¡¡with¡¡the¡¡Exciseman£»¡¨¡¡and¡¡that¡¡the¡¡
sacrament¡¡was¡¡dispensed¡¡in¡¡the¡¡form¡¡of¡¡hot¡¡whisky¡toddy£»¡¡both¡¡wicked¡¡
hits¡¡at¡¡the¡¡evangelist£»¡¡who¡¡had¡¡been¡¡suspected¡¡of¡¡smuggling¡¡in¡¡his¡¡
youth£»¡¡and¡¡had¡¡been¡¡overtaken¡¡£¨as¡¡the¡¡phrase¡¡went£©¡¡on¡¡the¡¡streets¡¡of¡¡
Crossmichael¡¡one¡¡Fair¡¡day¡£¡¡¡¡It¡¡was¡¡known¡¡that¡¡every¡¡Sunday¡¡they¡¡prayed¡¡
for¡¡a¡¡blessing¡¡on¡¡the¡¡arms¡¡of¡¡Bonaparte¡£¡¡¡¡For¡¡this¡¡¡¨God's¡¡Remnant£»¡¨¡¡as¡¡
they¡¡were¡¡¡¨skailing¡¨¡¡from¡¡the¡¡cottage¡¡that¡¡did¡¡duty¡¡for¡¡a¡¡temple£»¡¡had¡¡
been¡¡repeatedly¡¡stoned¡¡by¡¡the¡¡bairns£»¡¡and¡¡Gib¡¡himself¡¡hooted¡¡by¡¡a¡¡
squadron¡¡of¡¡Border¡¡volunteers¡¡in¡¡which¡¡his¡¡own¡¡brother£»¡¡Dand£»¡¡rode¡¡in¡¡a¡¡
uniform¡¡and¡¡with¡¡a¡¡drawn¡¡sword¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡¡¨Remnant¡¨¡¡were¡¡believed£»¡¡besides£»¡¡
to¡¡be¡¡¡¨antinomian¡¡in¡¡principle£»¡¨¡¡which¡¡might¡¡otherwise¡¡have¡¡been¡¡a¡¡
serious¡¡charge£»¡¡but¡¡the¡¡way¡¡public¡¡opinion¡¡then¡¡blew¡¡it¡¡was¡¡quite¡¡
swallowed¡¡up¡¡and¡¡forgotten¡¡in¡¡the¡¡scandal¡¡about¡¡Bonaparte¡£¡¡¡¡For¡¡the¡¡
rest£»¡¡Gilbert¡¡had¡¡set¡¡up¡¡his¡¡loom¡¡in¡¡an¡¡outhouse¡¡at¡¡Cauldstaneslap£»¡¡
where¡¡he¡¡laboured¡¡assiduously¡¡six¡¡days¡¡of¡¡the¡¡week¡£¡¡¡¡His¡¡brothers£»¡¡
appalled¡¡by¡¡his¡¡political¡¡opinions£»¡¡and¡¡willing¡¡to¡¡avoid¡¡dissension¡¡in¡¡
the¡¡household£»¡¡spoke¡¡but¡¡little¡¡to¡¡him£»¡¡he¡¡less¡¡to¡¡them£»¡¡remaining¡¡
absorbed¡¡in¡¡the¡¡study¡¡of¡¡the¡¡Bible¡¡and¡¡almost¡¡constant¡¡prayer¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡
gaunt¡¡weaver¡¡was¡¡dry¡nurse¡¡at¡¡Cauldstaneslap£»¡¡and¡¡the¡¡bairns¡¡loved¡¡him¡¡
dearly¡£¡¡¡¡Except¡¡when¡¡he¡¡was¡¡carrying¡¡an¡¡infant¡¡in¡¡his¡¡arms£»¡¡he¡¡was¡¡
rarely¡¡seen¡¡to¡¡smile¡¡¡¡¡as£»¡¡indeed£»¡¡there¡¡were¡¡few¡¡smilers¡¡in¡¡that¡¡
family¡£¡¡¡¡When¡¡his¡¡sister¡in¡law¡¡rallied¡¡him£»¡¡and¡¡proposed¡¡that¡¡he¡¡should¡¡
get¡¡a¡¡wife¡¡and¡¡bairns¡¡of¡¡his¡¡own£»¡¡since¡¡he¡¡was¡¡so¡¡fond¡¡of¡¡them£»¡¡¡¨I¡¡have¡¡
no¡¡clearness¡¡of¡¡mind¡¡upon¡¡that¡¡point£»¡¨¡¡he¡¡would¡¡reply¡£¡¡¡¡If¡¡nobody¡¡called¡¡
him¡¡in¡¡to¡¡dinner£»¡¡he¡¡stayed¡¡out¡£¡¡¡¡Mrs¡£¡¡Hob£»¡¡a¡¡hard£»¡¡unsympathetic¡¡woman£»¡¡
once¡¡tried¡¡the¡¡experiment¡£¡¡¡¡He¡¡went¡¡without¡¡food¡¡all¡¡day£»¡¡but¡¡at¡¡dusk£»¡¡
as¡¡the¡¡light¡¡began¡¡to¡¡fail¡¡him£»¡¡he¡¡came¡¡into¡¡the¡¡house¡¡of¡¡his¡¡own¡¡
accord£»¡¡looking¡¡puzzled¡£¡¡¡¡¡¨I've¡¡had¡¡a¡¡great¡¡gale¡¡of¡¡prayer¡¡upon¡¡my¡¡
speerit£»¡¨¡¡said¡¡he¡£¡¡¡¡¡¨I¡¡canna¡¡mind¡¡sae¡¡muckle's¡¡what¡¡I¡¡had¡¡for¡¡denner¡£¡¨¡¡¡¡
The¡¡creed¡¡of¡¡God's¡¡Remnant¡¡was¡¡justified¡¡in¡¡the¡¡life¡¡of¡¡its¡¡founder¡£¡¡¡¡
¡¨And¡¡yet¡¡I¡¡dinna¡¡ken£»¡¨¡¡said¡¡Kirstie¡£¡¡¡¡¡¨He's¡¡maybe¡¡no¡¡more¡¡stockfish¡¡than¡¡
his¡¡neeghbours£¡¡¡¡¡He¡¡rode¡¡wi'¡¡the¡¡rest¡¡o'¡¡them£»¡¡and¡¡had¡¡a¡¡good¡¡stamach¡¡to¡¡
the¡¡work£»¡¡by¡¡a'¡¡that¡¡I¡¡hear£¡¡¡¡¡God's¡¡Remnant£¡¡¡¡¡The¡¡deil's¡¡clavers£¡¡¡¡¡There¡¡
wasna¡¡muckle¡¡Christianity¡¡in¡¡the¡¡way¡¡Hob¡¡guided¡¡Johnny¡¡Dickieson£»¡¡at¡¡the¡¡
least¡¡of¡¡it£»¡¡but¡¡Guid¡¡kens£¡¡¡¡¡Is¡¡he¡¡a¡¡Christian¡¡even£¿¡¡¡¡He¡¡might¡¡be¡¡a¡¡
Mahommedan¡¡or¡¡a¡¡Deevil¡¡or¡¡a¡¡Fire¡worshipper£»¡¡for¡¡what¡¡I¡¡ken¡£¡¨
The¡¡third¡¡brother¡¡had¡¡his¡¡name¡¡on¡¡a¡¡door¡plate£»¡¡no¡¡less£»¡¡in¡¡the¡¡city¡¡of¡¡
Glasgow£»¡¡¡¨Mr¡£¡¡¡¡Clement¡¡Elliott£»¡¨¡¡as¡¡long¡¡as¡¡your¡¡arm¡£¡¡¡¡In¡¡his¡¡case£»¡¡that¡¡
spirit¡¡of¡¡innovation¡¡which¡¡had¡¡shown¡¡itself¡¡timidly¡¡in¡¡the¡¡case¡¡of¡¡Hob¡¡
by¡¡the¡¡admission¡¡of¡¡new¡¡manures£»¡¡and¡¡which¡¡had¡¡run¡¡to¡¡waste¡¡with¡¡Gilbert¡¡
in¡¡subversive¡¡politics¡¡and¡¡heretical¡¡religions£»¡¡bore¡¡useful¡¡fruit¡¡in¡¡
many¡¡ingenious¡¡mechanical¡¡improvements¡£¡¡¡¡In¡¡boyhood£»¡¡from¡¡his¡¡addiction¡¡
to¡¡strange¡¡devices¡¡of¡¡sticks¡¡and¡¡string£»¡¡he¡¡had¡¡been¡¡counted¡¡the¡¡most¡¡
eccentric¡¡of¡¡the¡¡family¡£¡¡¡¡But¡¡that¡¡was¡¡all¡¡by¡¡now£»¡¡and¡¡he¡¡was¡¡a¡¡partner¡¡
of¡¡his¡¡firm£»¡¡and¡¡looked¡¡to¡¡die¡¡a¡¡bailie¡£¡¡¡¡He¡¡too¡¡had¡¡married£»¡¡and¡¡was¡¡
rearing¡¡a¡¡plentiful¡¡family¡¡in¡¡the¡¡smoke¡¡and¡¡din¡¡of¡¡Glasgow£»¡¡he¡¡was¡¡
wealthy£»¡¡and¡¡could¡¡have¡¡bought¡¡out¡¡his¡¡brother£»¡¡the¡¡cock¡laird£»¡¡six¡¡
times¡¡over£»¡¡it¡¡was¡¡whispered£»¡¡and¡¡when¡¡he¡¡slipped¡¡away¡¡to¡¡Cauldstaneslap¡¡
for¡¡a¡¡well¡earned¡¡holiday£»¡¡which¡¡he¡¡did¡¡as¡¡often¡¡as¡¡he¡¡was¡¡able£»¡¡he¡¡
astonished¡¡the¡¡neighbours¡¡with¡¡his¡¡broadcloth£»¡¡his¡¡beaver¡¡hat£»¡¡and¡¡the¡¡
ample¡¡plies¡¡of¡¡his¡¡neckcloth¡£¡¡¡¡Though¡¡an¡¡eminently¡¡solid¡¡man¡¡at¡¡bottom£»¡¡
after¡¡the¡¡pattern¡¡of¡¡Hob£»¡¡he¡¡had¡¡contracted¡¡a¡¡certain¡¡Glasgow¡¡briskness¡¡
and¡¡APLOMB¡¡which¡¡set¡¡him¡¡off¡£¡¡¡¡All¡¡the¡¡other¡¡Elliotts¡¡were¡¡as¡¡lean¡¡as¡¡a¡¡
rake£»¡¡but¡¡Clement¡¡was¡¡laying¡¡on¡¡fat£»¡¡and¡¡he¡¡panted¡¡sorely¡¡when¡¡he¡¡must¡¡
get¡¡into¡¡his¡¡boots¡£¡¡¡¡Dand¡¡said£»¡¡chuckling£º¡¡¡¨Ay£»¡¡Clem¡¡has¡¡the¡¡elements¡¡of¡¡
a¡¡corporation¡£¡¨¡¡¡¡¡¨A¡¡provost¡¡and¡¡corporation£»¡¨¡¡returned¡¡Clem¡£¡¡¡¡And¡¡his¡¡
readiness¡¡was¡¡much¡¡admired¡£
The¡¡fourth¡¡brother£»¡¡Dand£»¡¡was¡¡a¡¡shepherd¡¡to¡¡his¡¡trade£»¡¡and¡¡by¡¡starts£»¡¡
when¡¡he¡¡could¡¡bring¡¡his¡¡mind¡¡to¡¡it£»¡¡excelled¡¡in¡¡the¡¡business¡£¡¡¡¡Nobody¡¡
could¡¡train¡¡a¡¡dog¡¡like¡¡Dandie£»¡¡nobody£»¡¡through¡¡the¡¡peril¡¡of¡¡great¡¡storms¡¡
in¡¡the¡¡winter¡¡time£»¡¡could¡¡do¡¡more¡¡gallantly¡£¡¡¡¡But¡¡if¡¡his¡¡dexterity¡¡were¡¡
exquisite£»¡¡his¡¡diligence¡¡was¡¡but¡¡fitful£»¡¡and¡¡he¡¡served¡¡his¡¡brother¡¡for¡¡
bed¡¡and¡¡board£»¡¡and¡¡a¡¡trifle¡¡of¡¡pocket¡money¡¡when¡¡he¡¡asked¡¡for¡¡it¡£¡¡¡¡He¡¡
loved¡¡money¡¡well¡¡enough£»¡¡knew¡¡very¡¡well¡¡how¡¡to¡¡spend¡¡it£»¡¡and¡¡could¡¡make¡¡
a¡¡shrewd¡¡bargain¡¡when¡¡he¡¡liked¡£¡¡¡¡But¡¡he¡¡preferred¡¡a¡¡vague¡¡knowledge¡¡that¡¡
he¡¡was¡¡well¡¡to¡¡windward¡¡to¡¡any¡¡counted¡¡coins¡¡in¡¡the¡¡pocket£»¡¡he¡¡felt¡¡
himself¡¡richer¡¡so¡£¡¡¡¡Hob¡¡would¡¡expostulate£º¡¡¡¨I'm¡¡an¡¡amature¡¡herd¡£¡¨¡¡¡¡Dand¡¡
would¡¡reply£»¡¡¡¨I'll¡¡keep¡¡your¡¡sheep¡¡to¡¡you¡¡when¡¡I'm¡¡so¡¡minded£»¡¡but¡¡I'll¡¡
keep¡¡my¡¡liberty¡¡too¡£¡¡¡¡Thir's¡¡no¡¡man¡¡can¡¡coandescend¡¡on¡¡what¡¡I'm¡¡worth¡£¡¨¡¡¡¡
Clein¡¡would¡¡expound¡¡to¡¡him¡¡the¡¡miraculous¡¡results¡¡of¡¡compound¡¡interest£»¡¡
and¡¡recommend¡¡investments¡£¡¡¡¡¡¨Ay£»¡¡man£¿¡¨¡¡Dand¡¡would¡¡say£»¡¡¡¨and¡¡do¡¡you¡¡
think£»¡¡if¡¡I¡¡took¡¡Hob's¡¡siller£»¡¡that¡¡I¡¡wouldna¡¡drink¡¡it¡¡or¡¡wear¡¡it¡¡on¡¡the¡¡
lassies£¿¡¡¡¡And£»¡¡anyway£»¡¡my¡¡kingdom¡¡is¡¡no¡¡of¡¡this¡¡world¡£¡¡¡¡Either¡¡I'm¡¡a¡¡
poet¡¡or¡¡else¡¡I'm¡¡nothing¡£¡¨¡¡¡¡Clem¡¡would¡¡remind¡¡him¡¡of¡¡old¡¡age¡£¡¡¡¡¡¨I'll¡¡die¡¡
young£»¡¡like£»¡¡Robbie¡¡Burns£»¡¨¡¡he¡¡would¡¡say¡¡stoutly¡£¡¡¡¡No¡¡question¡¡but¡¡he¡¡
had¡¡a¡¡certain¡¡accomplishment¡¡in¡¡minor¡¡verse¡£¡¡¡¡His¡¡¡¨Hermiston¡¡Burn£»¡¨¡¡with¡¡
its¡¡pretty¡¡refrain¡¡¡
¡¨I¡¡love¡¡to¡¡gang¡¡thinking¡¡whaur¡¡ye¡¡gang¡¡linking£»
Hermiston¡¡burn£»¡¡in¡¡the¡¡howe£»¡¨
his¡¡¡¨Auld£»¡¡auld¡¡Elliotts£»¡¡clay¡cauld¡¡Elliotts£»¡¡dour£»¡¡bauld¡¡Elliotts¡¡of¡¡
auld£»¡¨¡¡and¡¡his¡¡really¡¡fascinating¡¡piece¡¡about¡¡the¡¡Praying¡¡Weaver's¡¡
Stone£»¡¡had¡¡gained¡¡him¡¡in¡¡the¡¡neighbourhood¡¡the¡¡reputation£»¡¡still¡¡
possible¡¡in¡¡Scotland£»¡¡of¡¡a¡¡local¡¡bard£»¡¡and£»¡¡though¡¡not¡¡printed¡¡himself£»¡¡
he¡¡was¡¡recognised¡¡by¡¡others¡¡who¡¡were¡¡and¡¡who¡¡had¡¡become¡¡famous¡£¡¡¡¡Walter¡¡
Scott¡¡owed¡¡to¡¡Dandie¡¡the¡¡text¡¡of¡¡the¡¡¡¨Raid¡¡of¡¡Wearie¡¨¡¡in¡¡the¡¡MINSTRELSY£»¡¡
and¡¡made¡¡him¡¡welcome¡¡at¡¡his¡¡house£»¡¡and¡¡appreciated¡¡his¡¡talents£»¡¡such¡¡as¡¡
they¡¡were£»¡¡with¡¡all¡¡his¡¡usual¡¡generosity¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡Ettrick¡¡Shepherd¡¡was¡¡his¡¡
sworn¡¡crony£»¡¡they¡¡would¡¡meet£»¡¡drink¡¡to¡¡excess£»¡¡roar¡¡out¡¡their¡¡lyrics¡¡in¡¡
each¡¡other's¡¡faces£»¡¡and¡¡quarrel¡¡and¡¡make¡¡it¡¡up¡¡again¡¡till¡¡bedtime¡£¡¡¡¡And¡¡
besides¡¡these¡¡recognitions£»¡¡almost¡¡to¡¡be¡¡called¡¡official£»¡¡Dandie¡¡was¡¡
made¡¡welcome¡¡for¡¡the¡¡sake¡¡of¡¡his¡¡gift¡¡through¡¡the¡¡farmhouses¡¡of¡¡several¡¡
contiguous¡¡dales£»¡¡and¡¡was¡¡thus¡¡exposed¡¡to¡¡manifold¡¡temptations¡¡which¡¡he¡¡
rather¡¡sought¡¡than¡¡fled¡£¡¡¡¡He¡¡had¡¡figured¡¡on¡¡the¡¡stool¡¡of¡¡repentance£»¡¡for¡¡
once¡¡fulfilling¡¡to¡¡the¡¡letter¡¡the¡¡tradition¡¡of¡¡his¡¡hero¡¡and¡¡model¡£¡¡¡¡His¡¡
humorous¡¡verses¡¡to¡¡Mr¡£¡¡Torrance¡¡on¡¡that¡¡occasion¡¡¡¡¡¡¨Kenspeckle¡¡here¡¡my¡¡
lane¡¡I¡¡stand¡¨¡¡¡¡¡unfortunately¡¡too¡¡indelicate¡¡for¡¡further¡¡citation£»¡¡ran¡¡
through¡¡the¡¡country¡¡like¡¡a¡¡fiery¡¡cross¡¡¡¡¡they¡¡were¡¡recited£»¡¡quoted£»¡¡
paraphrased£»¡¡and¡¡laughed¡¡over¡¡as¡¡far¡¡away¡¡as¡¡Dumfries¡¡on¡¡the¡¡one¡¡hand¡¡
and¡¡Dunbar¡¡on¡¡the¡¡other¡£
These¡¡four¡¡brothers¡¡were¡¡united¡¡by¡¡a¡¡close¡¡bond£»¡¡the¡¡bond¡¡of¡¡that¡¡mutual¡¡
admiration¡¡¡¡¡or¡¡rather¡¡mutual¡¡hero¡worship¡¡¡¡¡which¡¡is¡¡so¡¡strong¡¡among¡¡
the¡¡members¡¡of¡¡secluded¡¡families¡¡who¡¡have¡¡much¡¡ability¡¡and¡¡little¡¡
culture¡£¡¡¡¡Even¡¡the¡¡extremes¡¡admired¡¡each¡¡other¡£¡¡¡¡Hob£»¡¡who¡¡had¡¡as¡¡much¡¡
poetry¡¡as¡¡the¡¡tongs£»¡¡professed¡¡to¡¡find¡¡pleasure¡¡in¡¡Dand's¡¡verses£»¡¡Clem£»¡¡
who¡¡had¡¡no¡¡more¡¡religion¡¡than¡¡Claverhouse£»¡¡nourished¡¡a¡¡heartfelt£»¡¡at¡¡
least¡¡an¡¡open¡mouthed£»¡¡admiration¡¡of¡¡Gib's¡¡prayers£»¡¡and¡¡Dandie¡¡followed¡¡
with¡¡relish¡¡the¡¡rise¡¡of¡¡Clem's¡¡fortunes¡£¡¡¡¡Indulgence¡¡followed¡¡hard¡¡on¡¡
the¡¡heels¡¡of¡¡admiration¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡laird£»¡¡Clem£»¡¡and¡¡Dand£»¡¡who¡¡were¡¡Tories¡¡and¡¡
patriots¡¡of¡¡the¡¡hottest¡¡quality£»¡¡excused¡¡to¡¡themselves£»¡¡with¡¡a¡¡certain¡¡
bashfulness£»¡¡the¡¡radical¡¡and¡¡revolutionary¡¡heresies¡¡of¡¡Gib¡£¡¡¡¡By¡¡another¡¡
division¡¡of¡¡the¡¡family£»¡¡the¡¡laird£»¡¡Clem£»¡¡and¡¡Gib£»¡¡who¡¡were¡¡men¡¡exactly¡¡
virtuous£»¡¡swallowed¡¡the¡¡dose¡¡of¡¡Dand's¡¡irregularities¡¡as¡¡a¡¡kind¡¡of¡¡clog¡¡
or¡¡drawback¡¡in¡¡the¡¡mysterious¡¡providence¡¡of¡¡God¡¡affixed¡¡to¡¡bards£»¡¡and¡¡
distinctly¡¡probative¡¡of¡¡poetical¡¡genius¡£¡¡¡¡To¡¡appreciate¡¡the¡¡simplicity¡¡
of¡¡their¡¡mutual¡¡admiration¡¡it¡¡was¡¡necessary¡¡to¡¡hear¡¡Clem£»¡¡arrived¡¡upon¡¡
one¡¡of¡¡his¡¡visits£»¡¡and¡¡dealing¡¡in¡¡a¡¡spirit¡¡of¡¡continuous¡¡irony¡¡with¡¡the¡¡
affairs¡¡and¡¡personalities¡¡of¡¡that¡¡great¡¡city¡¡of¡¡Glasgow¡¡where¡¡he¡¡lived¡¡
and¡¡transacted¡¡business¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡various¡¡personages£»¡¡ministers¡¡of¡¡the¡¡
church£»¡¡municipal¡¡officers£»¡¡mercantile¡¡big¡wigs£»¡¡whom¡¡he¡¡had¡¡occasion¡¡to¡¡
introduce£»¡¡were¡¡all¡¡alike¡¡denigrated£»¡¡all¡¡served¡¡but¡¡as¡¡reflectors¡¡to¡¡
cast¡¡back¡¡a¡¡flattering¡¡side¡light¡¡on¡¡the¡¡house¡¡of¡¡Cauldstaneslap¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡
Provost£»¡¡for¡¡whom¡¡Clem¡¡by¡¡exception¡¡entertained¡¡a¡¡measure¡¡of¡¡respect£»¡¡he¡¡
would¡¡liken¡¡to¡¡Hob¡£¡¡¡¨He¡¡minds¡¡me¡¡o'¡¡the¡¡laird¡¡there£»¡¨¡¡he¡¡would¡¡say¡£¡¡¡¡¡¨He¡¡
has¡¡some¡¡of¡¡Hob's¡¡grand£»¡¡whunstane¡¡sense£»¡¡and¡¡the¡¡same¡¡way¡¡with¡¡him¡¡of¡¡
steiking¡¡his¡¡mouth¡¡when¡¡he's¡¡no¡¡very¡¡pleased¡£¡¨¡¡¡¡And¡¡Hob£»¡¡all¡¡
unconscious£»¡¡would¡¡draw¡¡down¡¡his¡¡upper¡¡lip¡¡and¡¡produce£»¡¡as¡¡if¡¡for¡¡
comparison£»¡¡the¡¡formidable¡¡grimace¡¡referred¡¡to¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡unsatisfactory¡¡
incumbent¡¡of¡¡St¡£¡¡Enoch's¡¡Kirk¡¡was¡¡thus¡¡briefly¡¡dismissed£º¡¡¡¨If¡¡he¡¡had¡¡but¡¡
twa¡¡fingers¡¡o'¡¡Gib's£»¡¡he¡¡would¡¡waken¡¡them¡¡up¡£¡¨¡¡¡¡And¡¡Gib£»¡¡honest¡¡man£¡¡¡
would¡¡look¡¡down¡¡and¡¡secretly¡¡smile¡£¡¡¡¡Clem¡¡was¡¡a¡¡spy¡¡whom¡¡they¡¡had¡¡sent¡¡
out¡¡into¡¡the¡¡world¡¡of¡¡men¡£¡¡¡¡He¡¡had¡¡come¡¡back¡¡with¡¡the¡¡good¡¡news¡¡that¡¡
there¡¡was¡¡nobody¡¡to¡¡compare¡¡with¡¡the¡¡Four¡¡Black¡¡Brothers£»¡¡no¡¡position¡¡
that¡¡they¡¡would¡¡not¡¡adorn£»¡¡no¡¡official¡¡that¡¡it¡¡would¡¡not¡¡be¡¡well¡¡they¡¡
should¡¡replace£»¡¡no¡¡interest¡¡of¡¡mankind£»¡¡secular¡¡or¡¡spiritual£»¡¡which¡¡
would¡¡not¡¡immediately¡¡bloom¡¡under¡¡their¡¡supervision¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡excuse¡¡of¡¡
their¡¡folly¡¡is¡¡in¡¡two¡¡words£º¡¡scarce¡¡the¡¡breadth¡¡of¡¡a¡¡hair¡¡divided¡¡them¡¡
from¡¡the¡¡peasantry¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡measure¡¡of¡¡their¡¡sense¡¡is¡¡this£º¡¡that¡¡these¡¡
symposia¡¡of¡¡rustic¡¡vanity¡¡were¡¡kept¡¡entirely¡¡within¡¡the¡¡family£»¡¡like¡¡
some¡¡secret¡¡ancestral¡¡practice¡£¡¡¡¡To¡¡the¡¡world¡¡their¡¡serious¡¡faces¡¡were¡¡
never¡¡deformed¡¡by¡¡the¡¡sus