don quixote(堂·吉珂德)-第103章
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turn mason; he could make a house as easily as a cage。〃
〃I can tell you; niece;〃 replied Don Quixote; 〃if these chivalrous
thoughts did not engage all my faculties; there would be nothing
that I could not do; nor any sort of knickknack that would not come
from my hands; particularly cages and tooth…picks。〃
At this moment there came a knocking at the door; and when they
asked who was there; Sancho Panza made answer that it was he。 The
instant the housekeeper knew who it was; she ran to hide herself so as
not to see him; in such abhorrence did she hold him。 The niece let him
in; and his master Don Quixote came forward to receive him with open
arms; and the pair shut themselves up in his room; where they had
another conversation not inferior to the previous one。
CHAPTER VII
OF WHAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS SQUIRE; TOGETHER WITH
OTHER VERY NOTABLE INCIDENTS
THE instant the housekeeper saw Sancho Panza shut himself in with
her master; she guessed what they were about; and suspecting that
the result of the consultation would be a resolve to undertake a third
sally; she seized her mantle; and in deep anxiety and distress; ran to
find the bachelor Samson Carrasco; as she thought that; being a
well…spoken man; and a new friend of her master's; he might be able to
persuade him to give up any such crazy notion。 She found him pacing
the patio of his house; and; perspiring and flurried; she fell at
his feet the moment she saw him。
Carrasco; seeing how distressed and overcome she was; said to her;
〃What is this; mistress housekeeper? What has happened to you? One
would think you heart…broken。〃
〃Nothing; Senor Samson;〃 said she; 〃only that my master is
breaking out; plainly breaking out。〃
〃Whereabouts is he breaking out; senora?〃 asked Samson; 〃has any
part of his body burst?〃
〃He is only breaking out at the door of his madness;〃 she replied;
〃I mean; dear senor bachelor; that he is going to break out again (and
this will be the third time) to hunt all over the world for what he
calls ventures; though I can't make out why he gives them that name。
The first time he was brought back to us slung across the back of an
ass; and belaboured all over; and the second time he came in an
ox…cart; shut up in a cage; in which he persuaded himself he was
enchanted; and the poor creature was in such a state that the mother
that bore him would not have known him; lean; yellow; with his eyes
sunk deep in the cells of his skull; so that to bring him round again;
ever so little; cost me more than six hundred eggs; as God knows;
and all the world; and my hens too; that won't let me tell a lie。〃
〃That I can well believe;〃 replied the bachelor; 〃for they are so
good and so fat; and so well…bred; that they would not say one thing
for another; though they were to burst for it。 In short then; mistress
housekeeper; that is all; and there is nothing the matter; except what
it is feared Don Quixote may do?〃
〃No; senor;〃 said she。
〃Well then;〃 returned the bachelor; 〃don't be uneasy; but go home in
peace; get me ready something hot for breakfast; and while you are
on the way say the prayer of Santa Apollonia; that is if you know
it; for I will come presently and you will see miracles。〃
〃Woe is me;〃 cried the housekeeper; 〃is it the prayer of Santa
Apollonia you would have me say? That would do if it was the toothache
my master had; but it is in the brains; what he has got。〃
〃I know what I am saying; mistress housekeeper; go; and don't set
yourself to argue with me; for you know I am a bachelor of
Salamanca; and one can't be more of a bachelor than that;〃 replied
Carrasco; and with this the housekeeper retired; and the bachelor went
to look for the curate; and arrange with him what will be told in
its proper place。
While Don Quixote and Sancho were shut up together; they had a
discussion which the history records with great precision and
scrupulous exactness。 Sancho said to his master; 〃Senor; I have educed
my wife to let me go with your worship wherever you choose to take
me。〃
〃Induced; you should say; Sancho;〃 said Don Quixote; 〃not educed。〃
〃Once or twice; as well as I remember;〃 replied Sancho; 〃I have
begged of your worship not to mend my words; if so be as you
understand what I mean by them; and if you don't understand them to
say 'Sancho;' or 'devil;' 'I don't understand thee; and if I don't
make my meaning plain; then you may correct me; for I am so focile…〃
〃I don't understand thee; Sancho;〃 said Don Quixote at once; 〃for
I know not what 'I am so focile' means。〃
〃'So focile' means I am so much that way;〃 replied Sancho。
〃I understand thee still less now;〃 said Don Quixote。
〃Well; if you can't understand me;〃 said Sancho; 〃I don't know how
to put it; I know no more; God help me。〃
〃Oh; now I have hit it;〃 said Don Quixote; 〃thou wouldst say thou
art so docile; tractable; and gentle that thou wilt take what I say to
thee; and submit to what I teach thee。〃
〃I would bet;〃 said Sancho; 〃that from the very first you understood
me; and knew what I meant; but you wanted to put me out that you might
hear me make another couple of dozen blunders。〃
〃May be so;〃 replied Don Quixote; 〃but to come to the point; what
does Teresa say?〃
〃Teresa says;〃 replied Sancho; 〃that I should make sure with your
worship; and 'let papers speak and beards be still;' for 'he who binds
does not wrangle;' since one 'take' is better than two 'I'll give
thee's;' and I say a woman's advice is no great thing; and he who
won't take it is a fool。〃
〃And so say I;〃 said Don Quixote; 〃continue; Sancho my friend; go
on; you talk pearls to…day。〃
〃The fact is;〃 continued Sancho; 〃that; as your worship knows better
than I do; we are all of us liable to death; and to…day we are; and
to…morrow we are not; and the lamb goes as soon as the sheep; and
nobody can promise himself more hours of life in this world than God
may be pleased to give him; for death is deaf; and when it comes to
knock at our life's door; it is always urgent; and neither prayers;
nor struggles; nor sceptres; nor mitres; can keep it back; as common
talk and report say; and as they tell us from the pulpits every day。〃
〃All that is very true;〃 said Don Quixote; 〃but I cannot make out
what thou art driving at。〃
〃What I am driving at;〃 said Sancho; 〃is that your worship settle
some fixed wages for me; to be paid monthly while I am in your
service; and that the same he paid me out of your estate; for I
don't care to stand on rewards which either come late; or ill; or
never at all; God help me with my own。 In short; I would like to
know what I am to get; be it much or little; for the hen will lay on
one egg; and many littles make a much; and so long as one gains
something there is nothing lost。 To he sure; if it should happen (what
I neither believe nor expect) that your worship were to give me that
island you have promised me; I am not so ungrateful nor so grasping
but that I would be willing to have the revenue of such island
valued and stopped out of my wages in due promotion。〃
〃Sancho; my friend;〃 replied Don Quixote; 〃sometimes proportion
may be as good as promotion。〃
〃I see;〃 said Sancho; 〃I'll bet I ought to have said proportion; and
not promotion; but it is no matter; as your worship has understood
me。〃
〃And so well understood;〃 returned Don Quixote; 〃that I have seen
into the depths of thy thoughts; and know the mark thou art shooting
at with the countless shafts of thy proverbs。 Look here; Sancho; I
would readily fix thy wages if I had ever found any instance in the
histories of the knights…errant to show or indicate; by the
slightest hint; what their squires used to get monthly or yearly;
but I have read all or the best part of their histories; and I
cannot remember reading of any knight…errant having assigned fixed
wages to his squire; I only know that they all served on reward; and
that when they least expected it; if good luck attended their masters;
they found themselves recompensed with an island or something
equivalent to it; or at the least they were left with a title and
lordship。 If with these hopes and additional inducements you;
Sancho; please to return to my service; well and good; but to
suppose that I am going to disturb or unhinge the ancient usage of
knight…errantry; is all nonsense。 And so; my Sancho; get you back to
your house and explain my intentions to your Teresa; and if she
likes and you like to be on reward with me; bene quidem; if not; we
remain friends; for if the pigeon…house does not lack food; it will
not lack pigeons; and bear in mind; my son; that a good hope is better
than a bad holding; and a good grievance better than a bad
compensation。 I speak in this way; Sancho; to show you that I can
shower down proverbs just as well as yourself; and in short; I mean to
say; and I do say; that if you don't like to come on reward with me;
and run the same chance that I run; God be with you and make a saint
of you; for I shall find plenty of squires more obedient and
painstaking; and not so thickheaded or talkative as you are。〃
When Sancho heard his master's firm; resolute language; a cloud came
over the sky with him and the wings of his heart drooped; for he had
made sure that his master would not go without him for all the
wealth of the world; and as he stood there dumbfoundered and moody;
Samson Carrasco came in with the housekeeper and niece; who were
anxious to hear by what arguments he was about to dissuade their
master from going to seek adventures。 The arch wag Samson came
forward; and embracing him as he had done before; said with a loud
voice; 〃O flower of knight…errantry! O shining light of arms! O honour
and mirror of the Spanish nation! may God Almighty in his infinite
power grant that any person or persons; who would impede or hinder thy
third sally; may find no way out of the labyrinth of their schemes;
nor ever accomplish what they most desire!〃 And then; turning to the
housekeeper; he said; 〃Mistress housekeeper may just as well give over
saying the prayer of Santa Apollonia; for I know it is the positive
determination of the spheres that Senor Don Quixote shall proceed to
put into execution his new and lofty designs; and I should lay a heavy
burden on my conscience did I not urge and persuade this knight not to
keep the might of his strong arm and the virtue of his valiant
spirit any longer curbed and checked; for by his inactivity he is
defrauding the world of the redress of wrongs; of the protection of
orphans; of the honour of virgins; of the aid of widows; and of the
support of wives; and other matters of this kind appertaining;
belonging; proper and peculiar to the order of knight…errantry。 On;
then; my lord Don Quixote; beautiful and brave; let your worship and
highness set out to…day rather than to…morrow; and if anything be
needed for the execution of your purpose; here am I ready in person
and purse to supply the want; and were it requisite to attend your
magnificence as squire; I should esteem it the happiest good fortune。〃
At this; Don Quixote; turning to Sancho; said; 〃Did I not tell thee;
Sancho; there would be squires enough and to spare for me? S