Dream Daysby Kenneth GrahameContentsTHE TWENTY-FIRST OF OCTOBERDIES IRAEMUTABILE SEMPERTHE MAGIC RINGITS WALLS WERE AS OF JASPERA SAGA OF THE SEASTHE RELUCTANT DRAGONA DEPARTUREDream DaysTHE TWENTY-FIRST OFOCTOBERIn the matter of general culture and attainments, we youngstersstood on pretty level ground. True, it was always happening thatone of us would be singled out at any moment, freakishly, andwithout regard to his own preferences, to wrestle with theinflections of some idiotic language long rightly dead; whileanother, from some fancied artistic tendency which always failedto justify itself, might be told off without warning to hammer...　

Bruceby Albert Payson TerhuneTO MY TEN BEST FRIENDS:Who are far wiser in their way and far better in every way, thanI; and yet who have not the wisdom to know itWho do not merely think I am perfect, but who are calmly andpermanently convinced of my perfection;and this in spite offifty disillusions a dayWho are frantically happy at my coming and bitterly woebegone inmy absenceWho never bore me and never are bored by meWho never talk about themselves and who always listen withrapturous interest to anything I may sayWho, having no conventional standards, have no respectability;and who, having no conventional consciences, have no sinsWho teach me finer lessons in loyalty, in patience, in true...　

THESEUSLegendaryby Plutarchtranslated by John DrydenAs geographers, Sosius, crowd into the edges of their maps partsof the world which they do not know about, adding notes in themargin to the effect, that beyond this lies nothing but the sandydeserts full of wild beasts, unapproachable bogs, Scythian ice, or afrozen sea, so in this work of mine, in which I have compared thelives of the greatest men with one another, after passing throughthose periods which probable reasoning can reach to and real historyfind a footing in, I might very well say of those that are fartheroff: "Beyond this there is nothing but prodigies and fictions, the...　

ROUND THE MOONby JULES VERNEA SEQUEL TOFROM THE EARTH TO THE MOONPRELIMINARY CHAPTERTHE FIRST PART OF THIS WORK, AND SERVING AS A PREFACE TO THE SECONDDuring the year 186-, the whole world was greatly excited by ascientific experiment unprecedented in the annals of science.The members of the Gun Club, a circle of artillerymen formed atBaltimore after the American war, conceived the idea ofputting themselves in communication with the moon! yes, withthe moon by sending to her a projectile. Their president,Barbicane, the promoter of the enterprise, having consulted theastronomers of the Cambridge Observatory upon the subject, tookall necessary means to ensure the success of this extraordinaryenterprise, which had been declared practicable by the majority...　

第一章 “抬棺材”和“后李敖”时代的来临一个帖子和四万多跟帖有心栽花花就发第二章 不打榜单不排座次，比较从鲁迅开始“王之爪牙”时代的“吐痰”李敖似鲁迅 但没有鲁迅“情绪”？鲁迅不敢批评个体的中国人？讽刺、幽默、讲笑话一个也不能少第三章 一个火首，一个放火者，一个煽动者还是投枪和匕首冷眼看台岛我对党外来说，就是夜壶只要狱底有游魂，我就不自由快意恩仇，策马扬鞭我的屁股都引以为耻第四章 李敖似林语堂，但没有林语堂雅驯幽默理论的矮子玩世的喜感：接近林语堂，还是远离混进幽默家行列的“坏小子”第五章 智慧书走向生命沉静的秋天“小写”大幽默“文化太保”的选择性幽默...　

RECOLLECTIONS OF THE PRIVATE LIFE OF NAPOLEON, V11BY CONSTANTPREMIER VALET DE CHAMBRETRANSLATED BY WALTER CLARK1895CONTENTS:CHAPTER XV. to CHAPTER XXIII.CHAPTER XV.During the second day of the battle of Dresden, at the end of which theEmperor had the attack of fever I mentioned in the preceding chapter, theKing of Naples, or rather Marshal Murat, performed prodigies of valor.Much has been said of this truly extraordinary prince; but only those whosaw him personally could form a correct idea of him, and even they neverknew him perfectly until they had seen him on a field of battle. Therehe seemed like those great actors who produce a complete illusion amidthe fascinations of the stage, but in whom we no longer find the hero...　

仲夏夜之恋学校里最不起眼的她竟然被邀请加入大名鼎鼎的戏剧社，就连一直和戏剧社竞争的新闻部都向她发出了“动听”的召唤。杨夏至一夜之间成了学校的名人。一切开始与众不同，生活开始五光十色，爱情在嘻哈欢笑中一步步靠近，努力在为她换来一个个小小的成就感……围绕在夏至和藤原夜身上的仲夏夜魔咒也一点点的被真爱和勇气解开了……1序幕 神奇的仲夏夜这是一个拥有着粉红色阳光的夏日午后，你是否想象得出阳光穿过树叶间的缝隙散落在绿油油的大草地上时，那可爱的样子。这是一座用鲜花装扮成的漂亮的大森林，鸟儿的叫声和潺潺的流水声交织成一首首动听的交响乐，小动物们都在翩翩起舞。而我呢，正穿着漂亮的公主裙，戴着外婆送给我的小红帽，挎着妈妈亲手编织的小竹篮，蹦蹦跳跳地在大森林里卖火柴呃(─.─……真是没有创意啊！难道我小时候就只看过《小红帽》和《卖火柴的小女孩》两个童话么？悲哀……第1节：神奇的仲夏夜(1)...　

吉林美术出版社在推出备受读者关注的《快乐是一种习惯》后，最近又推出《快乐有多远？》和《快乐 不得不》，形成新颖独特的“快乐三原色”系列——快乐红、快乐黄及快乐蓝。我们知道，世界上的任何色彩都可以由红、黄、蓝这三种原色调制而成，所以我们不得不佩服“快乐三原色”的巧妙构思：快乐三原色，会使生活色彩绚烂纷呈。近年来，“情商”、“财商”已成为大家广泛接受的概念，使我们对自己、对生活和工作有了更深刻的认识。那么，还有什么概念能让我们进一步认识自己呢？翻开“快乐三原色”之“快乐蓝”——《快乐 不得不》，该书的副标题“关于快乐的经济学解码”让人有些疑惑：经济学不是关于赚钱的学问吗？怎么会和快乐搭上边？随后，一个新颖的概念——“快乐函数”出现了。接着读下去，伴着作者轻灵优美的文字，快乐资源、快乐产量、快乐标准、弹性、快乐的成本—收益分析、快乐短缺与快乐受损、快乐最大化等概念的解读...　

ESSAYS, Political, Economical and Philosophical. Volume 1.by Benjamin RumfordContentsDedicationFirst EssayAn account of an Establishment for the Poor at MunichSecond EssayOn the Fundamental Principles on which General Establishments forthe Relief of the Poor may be formed in all Countries.Third EssayOf Food and Particularly of Feeding the Poor.Fourth EssayOf Chimney Fire-places with proposals for improving them to saveFuel; to render dwelling-houses more Comfortable and Salubrious,and effectually to prevent Chimnies from Smoking.Fifth EssayA Short Account of several public institutions lately formed inBavaria. together with the Appendix to the First Volume.DedicationTo his most serene highness THE ELECTOR PALATINE reigning duke of bavaria. etc. etc. etc....　

一九年前，我从部队复员，回到了家。用爹的话讲，在外四年，白混了：既没入党，也没提干，除了腮帮上钻出些密麻的胡子，和走时没啥两样。可话说回来，家里也没啥大变化。只是两个弟弟突然蹿得跟我一般高，满脸粉刺，浑身充满儿马的气息。夜里睡觉，爹房里传来叹气声。三个五尺了五高的儿子，一 下子都到了向他要媳妇的年龄，是够他喝一壶的。那是一九七 八年，社会上刚兴高考的第二年，我便想去碰碰气。爹不同意，说：“兵没当好，学就能考考上了?再说……”再说到镇上的中学复习功课，得先交一百元复习费。娘却支持我的想法：“要是万一……”爹问：“你来时带了多少复员费?”我答：“一百五。”爹朝门框上啐了一口浓痰：“随你折腾去吧。就你那钱，家里也不要你的，也不给你添。考上了，是你的福气；考不上，也省得落你的埋怨。”就这样，我来到镇上中学，进了复习班，准备考大学。...　

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　Acknowledgments　The authors would like to acknowledge mander Stephen Littfin, United States Naval Reserve, for his invaluable help with the naval aspects of The Ice Limit. Our deep gratitude also goes out to Michael Tusiani and Captain Emilio Fernandez Sierra, who corrected various tanker-related elements of the manuscript. We would also like to thank Tim Tiernan for his advice on metallurgy and physics, the meteorite hunter Charlie Snell of Santa Fe for information on how meteorite hunters actually operate, and Frank Ryle, senior structural engineer at Ove Arup & Partners. We also want to express our appreciation to various other anonymous engineers who shared with us confidential engineering details related to moving exremely heavy objects.　Lincoln Child wo...　

作者：[日]胜间和代通过时间投资，简化创造成果的过程2007年，38岁的我出版了《“白骨精”学习法――让你的年收入持续增长》一书，在发售不到1个月的时间里，销量突破了10万册，我又由此跻身于畅销书作者之列。光看这些表象，很多人也许会认为我一定忙得没时间睡觉。可是，相反，熟悉我的朋友却说：“你总是在玩啊。”“给你介绍个好店，你马上就去了！”“介绍本好书，你马上就开始读了。”他们都知道我空余的时间其实非常多。实际上，现在我仍会坚持每周去两次健身俱乐部、一次美甲沙龙，从不间断。我为什么会有这么多空余时间呢？大概是因为我对时间的利用有着与别人极其不同的做法和想法。如果掌握了时间投资法，短期内就能创造成果我将自己管理时间的方法称做“时间投资法”。用一句话来说，这是一种时间利用方法，其核心是“在相对较短时间内创造同样的成果，应该怎样规划时间”，以及“从中长期的角度考虑，应该对哪些事情进...　

名医梁有志传奇都说孪生兄弟长得一个样，有好几出古典洋剧就是描写孪生兄（姐）弟（妹）长得像得别人分不清，连情人也分不清的故事的。可小黑与小白这双伴儿之间，却毫无共同之处。小黑一出生就黑，显得瓷实，小眼睛，肉眼泡，哭起来像吹喇叭——哇、哇、哇，几里地外就能听见。小白一落地就白，秀气，大眼睛只有黑眼珠，哭起来像小猫——喵、喵，曲里拐弯，讲究旋律。小白的黑眼珠令父母和父母的父母不安。太灵，没过满月就知道盯着人看，知道眨摩眼，眼珠也太亮。刚生下来两周，一次哭着要奶吃的时候小嘴摩念着竟发出了姆——妈——妈——姆的声音。还有一次孩子发烧，爸爸说给化点小药儿吃，孩子出声道——不——哇。两次都吓得父母叫了起来。这可怎么办哪，这孩子会说话！这孩子像个小人精。不祥。亘古以来人们总结的人生经验便是聪敏致祸，愚傻得福。爷爷奶奶去观音庙里许愿，请了和尚念经消灾，请了老道画符。后来小白的眼珠...　

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++日期：2005-9-10 来源：互联网 编辑：风冷长河一农户明天杀鸡，晚上喂鸡时说：快吃吧，这是你最后一顿！第二日见鸡已躺倒并留遗书：爷已吃老鼠药，你们也别想吃爷，爷他妈也不是好惹的~！你拉着一头猪逛街，很幸福的样子。我经过，满怀同情地说：“看一个人的档次，就看他跟谁在一起。”话未说完，就看到猪很鄙夷地弃你而去。一妇女带吃奶的孩子到餐厅就餐,这是孩子哭闹,女人赶紧撩起衣服,服务生过来制止,妇女大怒:难道这也不行吗?服务生答:露胸可以,但是不能自带饮料.葛优吃饭途中上厕所，回来后裤子湿了，朋友：裤子怎么湿了？葛优：经常！朋友不解，葛优：经常是旁边的人撒着尿突然转过来大叫：我靠！这不是葛优吗？！蜈蚣被蛇咬了，为防毒液扩散必须截肢！蜈蚣想：幸亏偶腿多~！！大夫安慰道：兄弟，想开点，你以后就是蚯蚓了~漫漫人生路，谁不错几步，家里要保住，情人还得处：家里有个做饭的...　

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